Aspen Junge
aspenjunge.bsky.social
Aspen Junge
@aspenjunge.bsky.social
Global War on Terror is NOT producing the kind of leaders we need.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Speaking as a Kansan, can we get another Bob Dole? Or an Eisenhower? Can they check in the back for a spare Eisenhower?
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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My fiancée and I went to see @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and he had a joke about men not getting an engagement ring, but they should get swords instead. She said, “my father left me a set of katanas. They’re now yours.” (Above an Arturia PolyBrute synthesizer)
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Still doesn't help that the National Democrat Party is three corporations in a trench coat and the Kansas Dems have no farm team (Ha! I see what I did there.)
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I bet Poe had the same kind of reaction. "Dammit, Ed, that WAS my favorite kind of wine!"
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Take a haircut now to avoid the guillotine later
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A haircut now to spare you the guillotine later.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Marshall Plan for the world only without that silly expensive war first.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM