Aspasia Arliss
@aspasia13.bsky.social
Waiting for years for life to begin
Never task One Punch Man with providing a variety of beverages for the party.
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Never task One Punch Man with providing a variety of beverages for the party.
Secretly replaces ChatGPT with CatGPT. It responds to all prompts one of 4 ways:
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Secretly replaces ChatGPT with CatGPT. It responds to all prompts one of 4 ways:
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
* "No".
* Sits and stares at you outside of arms reach.
* Bites you and runs away.
* Acts cute until you pay attention to it.
Marie Kondo: "Get rid of anything that does not bring joy"
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Marie Kondo: "Get rid of anything that does not bring joy"
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
Me: cleaning does not bring joy, so I got rid of it, apparently
So there are kidney beans but no pancreas beans
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So there are kidney beans but no pancreas beans
So this weekend I have lots to do. I've got appointments to make, bills to pay, rooms to clean, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So this weekend I have lots to do. I've got appointments to make, bills to pay, rooms to clean, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
"Fronds, Roses, and Gardenfolk, lend me your corn ears! I come to bury seeds, not to eat them!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Fronds, Roses, and Gardenfolk, lend me your corn ears! I come to bury seeds, not to eat them!"
If I start misunderstanding what people are asking and giving them answers for things they aren't looking for, will articles be written saying I'm trying to take over jobs from AI?
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If I start misunderstanding what people are asking and giving them answers for things they aren't looking for, will articles be written saying I'm trying to take over jobs from AI?
Most people: "Magic isn't real"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Most people: "Magic isn't real"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
Tech manufacturers: "Look, I fashioned a rock that can do math!"
Debates on the internet: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a adult, I went online and continued all of that."
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Debates on the internet: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a adult, I went online and continued all of that."
So if someone has one human parent and one centaur parent, does that make them a quarter horse?
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So if someone has one human parent and one centaur parent, does that make them a quarter horse?
When conventional wisdom fails, people start to look for alternatives. Such as chemical, biological, and nuclear wisdom
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When conventional wisdom fails, people start to look for alternatives. Such as chemical, biological, and nuclear wisdom
I found a boxelder bug in my house today. I named it Pliny.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I found a boxelder bug in my house today. I named it Pliny.
Fey: "May I have your attention?"
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fey: "May I have your attention?"
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
Several people who are suddenly ADHD look up.
Fey: "Thank you" and then disappears.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Biases are like donkeys that can go both ways.
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Biases are like donkeys that can go both ways.
My brain works weird. Like it wants me to avoid going to bed because sleeping makes it feel like tomorrow will come sooner and I just don't want to deal with tomorrow yet.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My brain works weird. Like it wants me to avoid going to bed because sleeping makes it feel like tomorrow will come sooner and I just don't want to deal with tomorrow yet.
Its said that in every myth there is something of a truth. What truth is behind the Redcaps and what warning they might provide today? "The redcap (or powrie) is a type of malevolent, murderous goblin found in folklore of the Anglo-Scottish border region." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap
Redcap - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Its said that in every myth there is something of a truth. What truth is behind the Redcaps and what warning they might provide today? "The redcap (or powrie) is a type of malevolent, murderous goblin found in folklore of the Anglo-Scottish border region." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap
In this increasingly hostile world prime ministers remain divided on a solution, but only by themselves and 1.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In this increasingly hostile world prime ministers remain divided on a solution, but only by themselves and 1.
Sleepy is the head that wears the weighted blanket.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sleepy is the head that wears the weighted blanket.
Last night was scary. Groups of people in masks came up to my door all night demanding food, all repeating the same phrase. I think it was a cult!
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Last night was scary. Groups of people in masks came up to my door all night demanding food, all repeating the same phrase. I think it was a cult!
Sinus issues can be a real pain in the hypotenose.
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sinus issues can be a real pain in the hypotenose.
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lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
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NPR is highlighting Indigenous stories from across its network in celebrations of Indigenous Peoples Day. n.pr/47nGDK8
Highlighting Indigenous stories from across NPR's network
NPR is highlighting Indigenous stories from across its network in celebrations of Indigenous Peoples Day.
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October 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
NPR is highlighting Indigenous stories from across its network in celebrations of Indigenous Peoples Day. n.pr/47nGDK8
I know why there are so many reportedly haunted pubs and bars. Its because they serve spirits.
October 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I know why there are so many reportedly haunted pubs and bars. Its because they serve spirits.