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Asmodeus
@asmodeusyrzero.bsky.social
Human, Techie, Trekkie, AppSec Engineer | Struggle Bus rider | 👬 | Nerd | #ActuallyAutistic | ADHD | n00b hacker | BLM | 🏳️‍🌈 | hacking is not a crime advocate | Trans* lives matter | Trans* rights ARE human rights | Smerch Goon
Hey @pupamp.bsky.social something to cover on the next @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

The threat of these devices being compromised while being worn will grow…no pun intended.

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‘Your Cock Is Mine Now:’ Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom
Turns out giving an internet-connected device control of your penis may not be the best idea ever.
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October 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This can be said for security engineering and software development too. I learned when I was first starting:

“Make it work, make it right, make it fast”.
Progress is everything!

Credits:
- VFX: Me @jackgutmann.bsky.social
- Creative Director: Rami @ramiismail.com
- Art Direction: Castpixel @castpixel.bsky.social
- Devs: AeLa @aesthetic.games
- Design & Music: Max @smaxophone.bsky.social
- Publisher: Mystic Forge @mysticforgeinc.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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New video! Getting Into Cybersecurity - An Interview with Asmodeus!

In this episode, security engineer @asmodeusyrzero.bsky.social shares his experiences as a neurodivergent person in Cybersecurity!

Watch now! youtu.be/1NJ_M-3gONo
September 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is from yesterday (as the title of the workout states). Despite being sick for almost 2 weeks, I hit the gym hard Thursday and Friday. Got tons of PBs yesterday. One was definitely unintentional.
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hey @defcon.bsky.social!! Please continue to test for Covid and post the results. This is how we do better and protect our community.
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist 😂

Disclaimer: not an actual village, not affiliated with DEFCON, total satire
August 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My first defcon as a goon is in the books. I cannot wait until next year. ❤️
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Waiting to hear @rayredacted.com yell “GO SAMMY GO!!”
July 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I have too much free time someone hire me #coder #programming #programmingmemes #unemployed
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Buy this shirt!
Help us raise money for a good cause during the 2025 fundraiser! Those who order by 06 July can ship to your home or ship to the conference for local pick up.

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June 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Omg I got my @emibirdee.art stickers!!!!

My favorite is the “I will literally fucking poop” one.

Thanks Emi!!!
June 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Everyone loves to hate CVSS, but it's still a widely used way to measure the severity of vulnerabilities. In this video I'll walk you through every metric in CVSS 3.1, even the ones nobody seems to bother with. #EnvironmentalMetricsHaveFeelingsToo

Watch now! youtu.be/AlYtTB2aJPE
June 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The latest episode of the Phillip Wylie Show features Ashley Sequeira!

YouTube: youtu.be/eCF3c4ge4p4
Spotify: creators.spotify.com...
June 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have been getting inundated by LEO and xtian posts on instagram lately.
May 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Finished #TheBalladOfBlackTom by @victorlavalle.bsky.social this morning. I finished it in just over 24hours. It was so good!

Started #RingShout by @pdjeliclark.bsky.social this morning too.

Taking a break from the expanse series. They are a slog and I have a goal to get to.
May 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Horror book recommendations that are not by Stephen King…and go!
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m so excited to be going back to summer camp. I’m gonna do more and try to be more outgoing. I was just so overwhelmed last year that I didn’t really get to enjoy it the way I’d hoped.
May 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Who the fuck hurt you Vessel? #SleepToken #EvenInArcadia. I have several favorites on the album.

1. Damocles: the feeling of failure is always lurking. I can empathize w/ that.

2. Gethsemane: I’ve been in relationships that was just like the one they described.

3. Caramel: it’s just a so good.
May 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Life Update

▶️I'm back on the job market ◀️

Looking for:
- backend engineering role
- nyc hybrid preferred, but willing to do full in office or strong remote culture
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Don’t fucking touch people without consent. JFC. It’s not hard to say “excuse me, but is that a (insert character/noun) tattoo?” Sometimes the person with said tattoo will tell you and even might even show you (depending on location of the art and if they’re in a hurry or not).
My first "lemme see them tats" of the season- going through airport security, someone grabs the back of my arm and starts to twist to see the whole tattoo. "You have my fave cartoons on there! Ren and stimpy!"
I don't have a Ren and Stimpy tattoo. It's ahh real monsters. Don't touch me.
May 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hey @tc.superteece.com new candies for you.
April 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This asshat needs to be publicly shamed.
April 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Omg totally jealous!!
April 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Autism is not a disease
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM