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The Flauros Principle
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 9
Let’s do that Lady and the Tramp thing but with an Arby’s curly fry.
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I have made “perpetually intending to watch all of Neon Genesis Evangelion” my entire personality.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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It’s like ten thousand Baldwins when all you need is a Skarsgård.
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Heart to heart you’ll shut up when I’m talking to you.
An image of a meme with text at the top that reads, "The video for Linkin Park’s 'One Step Closer' is the Wario of the video for 'The Warrior' by Scandal. I will not elaborate further." Below the text are two side-by-side stills from the respective music videos. The left image shows Patty Smyth of Scandal, with short, dark hair, singing passionately with her mouth wide open. The right image shows Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, with spiky, bleached blonde hair, an intense, angry expression, and a greenish-yellow tint to the lighting.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Oblique reference to a late night comedy sketch from 16 years ago in 3…2…1…
A meme featuring white text on a black background that reads: "If you combine Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Saving Silverman you get Forgetting Sarah Silverman." Below the text is a close-up reaction image of actor Matt Damon looking upset, with his lips tightly pursed in a grimace.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A screenshot of a Rolling Stone article “Paul McCartney Protests AI with Silent Track” atop a picture of John Cage with the caption of “BRO…”
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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My wife likes food so spicy it feels like getting thrown 16 feet off Hell in a Cell by The Undertaker in 1998. 🌶️
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Winter is here, and thus…
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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What did the Finnish cheesemaker say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
A meme image showing a white decorative plate with five golden-brown, broiled cheese squares arranged in a loose circle on a wooden table. Bold white Impact font with black outline overlays the photo: top text reads “NOW YOU’RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT” and bottom text reads “I JUUSTOA KNOW”, parodying the lyrics of Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” while poking fun at the modest, slightly burnt cheese dish.
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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If you run out of
syllables making haiku,
You can just add “bro.”
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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This joke is for a very tiny slice of the population.
A collage featuring four images with text overlays. The first image shows the album cover of “Emerson, Lake & Palmer” with the text “Yeah, I like Emerson Lake & Palmer.” The second image depicts an open refrigerator stocked with beers and food, with the text “Grabbin’ some beers outta my Emerson fridge in da garage.” The third image shows a scenic view of Goose Lake with autumn trees, with the text “goin’ fishin’ on Goose Lake.” The fourth image features an old building with a faded sign reading “Trewhellas,” with the text “and then headin’ back ta Palmer.”
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I find your claims dubious, Mister Mayor.
The image shows an open cardboard food container with a partially eaten burger inside. The container has a printed cartoon character, a burger with a top hat and monocle, holding a sign that reads, “Your QPC® was grown from a golden seed planted by me, Mayor McCheese!” The burger appears to have melted cheese, lettuce, and a beef patty. In the background, there’s a yellow cup and some napkins.
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Dig if you will this picture.
A four-panel meme featuring two individuals. The first panel shows a person with curly hair saying, “I’m gonna write a hit song.” The second panel shows another person with curly hair asking, “It’s going to have a sick bass part, right?” The third panel shows the first person again, with the same expression, and the fourth panel repeats the second person’s question, “It’s going to have a sick bass part, right?” The text is overlaid in white with a black outline.
September 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The lyrics to “Jolene” but spoken in the way Jan Brady says “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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The memories of the giant cardboard standee of a cartoon bear lurking in the back corner of our long closed local grocer for most of my childhood come rushing back as I exclaim, “well, that tastes exactly like I expected.”
A hand holding a cold can of Hamm’s beer, with water droplets on the surface, set against a blurred indoor background featuring a chandelier, dining table, and mirror. The can features a blue and white design with golden tree icons and the text “Hamm’s Beer” and “From the land of sky blue waters.”
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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A vibrant nightclub scene with a colorful dance floor featuring a grid of illuminated tiles in shades of blue, red, green, and purple. A DJ stands at a booth with equipment, surrounded by bright stage lights casting beams across the room. A crowd of people is gathered around the dance floor, watching. In the foreground, a large, cartoonish blue character with big white eyes and gloved hands is prominently displayed. The text “SHAWTY GOT” is written in bold white letters at the top of the image. (Partially AI generated)
August 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Swipe right?
A stylish figure in a purple velvet suit kneels on the deck of a luxurious yacht at night, under a starry sky. The figure wears a futuristic mask with glowing green eyes and vibrant, iridescent wings, blending insect-like and alien features. The text “GET OUT OF MY DREAMS. GET INTO MY CHRYSALIS.” is prominently displayed at the top in bold, glowing letters. The scene is set against a serene ocean backdrop with the yacht’s sleek design and soft lighting enhancing the surreal atmosphere. (AI generated)
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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What do you want to drink?

SOME KIND OF MONSTER
James Hetfield from Metallica performs on stage, holding a white electric guitar. Photoshopped Monster Energy drink cans are added to his hands, one in each, as he sings or shouts. The background features a blurred crowd of spectators, with the scene illuminated by stage lighting.
August 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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🤘
A screenshot of a YouTube Music recap page titled “My top artists” for the period of June to August. The list includes: Black Sabbath with an image of four band members, Ghost with a circular image of a figure in a dramatic pose, Frank Zappa with a colorful circular portrait, The White Stripes with a circular image of two band members, and Ozzy Osbourne with a circular group photo. The page is branded with the YouTube Music logo and a link to music.youtube.com/recap.
August 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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One bad thing about wearing overalls is that when sitting, they create a channel which directs your farts right to your face.

Combining this with ventilated truck seats could be catastrophic.
August 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I like when I get out of bed and my hips and knees sound just like a foley artist snapping celery.
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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You’ve heard the phrase “sun’s out guns out,” but behold:

“Rain’s out gains out.” 💪🏼
August 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
A Biblically accurate tangle of earbuds.
August 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Feelin like a Chad cuz I’m shopping at Kroger.
A maroon SUV is parked in front of a tan Kroger building. The Kroger logo, featuring a shopping cart icon and the store's name in blue, is prominently displayed on the front of the building. The sky is blue with scattered white clouds. The bottom half of the SUV is visible, and the building has several windows with dark frames.
August 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A humorous and poorly photoshopped image shows a man's face superimposed onto a body. The body is wearing a black parade jacket and holding a microphone, with one arm outstretched. The man's face has a wide-eyed, startled expression.
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I can’t unsee this, and I refuse to let anyone else unsee it.
A close-up shot of a man wearing a camouflage trucker hat with a black and white patch that says "MEILI VODKA" on it. He has a serious expression and is looking slightly to his left. The background is blurry with green foliage and sunlight. A close-up portrait of the animated character Shrek, a green ogre. He is looking to his left with a slightly confused or concerned expression. He is wearing a white tunic with a brown vest over it, tied at the neck with a black cord.
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM