Jeffrey
@askjreeves.bsky.social
Food. Men. Other things that spark interest.
holy moly, down like 25lbs from my heaviest. Twink era incoming
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
holy moly, down like 25lbs from my heaviest. Twink era incoming
Omg guys. I got a carrot with a cock. I’m dying laughing
October 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Omg guys. I got a carrot with a cock. I’m dying laughing
We’re having a cozy Sunday
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We’re having a cozy Sunday
And off to the rehearsal dinner with very wrinkly pants, didn’t realize there was no dryer but we’ll survive
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And off to the rehearsal dinner with very wrinkly pants, didn’t realize there was no dryer but we’ll survive
and like the universe giving me a sign, this was my car when I left work 🙃 just every seagull pooping on me
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
and like the universe giving me a sign, this was my car when I left work 🙃 just every seagull pooping on me
if anyone’s feeling generous and wants to help my pay my rent and attend my brothers wedding I’ll love you eternally
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
if anyone’s feeling generous and wants to help my pay my rent and attend my brothers wedding I’ll love you eternally
So my boss wants me to work on a project called TOPS. Hilarious for reasons, but I was taking notes and this is what I wrote 🙃 gotta love anon tops lmao
August 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So my boss wants me to work on a project called TOPS. Hilarious for reasons, but I was taking notes and this is what I wrote 🙃 gotta love anon tops lmao
These dress pants are like inappropriately tight 🤣 might have to rethink my outfit. They’re like yoga pant tight
August 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
These dress pants are like inappropriately tight 🤣 might have to rethink my outfit. They’re like yoga pant tight
Idk the mustache makes me feel some kinda way 👀
August 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Idk the mustache makes me feel some kinda way 👀
The mustache in questions featuring me matching my shower curtain
July 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The mustache in questions featuring me matching my shower curtain
Absolutely incredible that there’s a tacobell across the street from a dispensary and less than a mile away 🤣
July 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Absolutely incredible that there’s a tacobell across the street from a dispensary and less than a mile away 🤣
This lil cutie loves her morning snuggles
July 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This lil cutie loves her morning snuggles
Mother Nature really said “fuck this Phillies game in particular” 😂
July 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Mother Nature really said “fuck this Phillies game in particular” 😂
At least my cats cute and snuggly
June 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
At least my cats cute and snuggly
I’m sorry but a shipping container ran aground? I saw Leave the World Behind and absolutely not. No thank you, if I see a gaggle of teslas I’m running for the woods.
May 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m sorry but a shipping container ran aground? I saw Leave the World Behind and absolutely not. No thank you, if I see a gaggle of teslas I’m running for the woods.
Ughhhhh she is literally the cutest 🥹
May 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ughhhhh she is literally the cutest 🥹
We’re having a very productive Sunday
April 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We’re having a very productive Sunday
Listen I love the Phillies but if Parker wants to call me I’m available to do basically whatever he says 🥹
March 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Listen I love the Phillies but if Parker wants to call me I’m available to do basically whatever he says 🥹
Safe to say Layla is enjoying her new blanket to nest on
March 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Safe to say Layla is enjoying her new blanket to nest on
Ahh damn. I'll look on Etsy, they might have something similar. In the meantime I'm trying to figure out where to get this
March 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ahh damn. I'll look on Etsy, they might have something similar. In the meantime I'm trying to figure out where to get this
Did I spend a car payments worth of money for a dry aged rib eye, a dozen oysters, and wine with friends? Yes. And I’ll do it again because I’m gonna find my joy in this hellscape
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Did I spend a car payments worth of money for a dry aged rib eye, a dozen oysters, and wine with friends? Yes. And I’ll do it again because I’m gonna find my joy in this hellscape
Costar really said yearn for the mines huh
March 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Costar really said yearn for the mines huh
She loves when I hold her captive for snuggles
March 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
She loves when I hold her captive for snuggles
Ugh she’s so cute and snuggly
February 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ugh she’s so cute and snuggly
Oh co-star baby tell me something we don’t already know
January 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh co-star baby tell me something we don’t already know