Jeffrey
@askjreeves.bsky.social
Food. Men. Other things that spark interest.
I need insight into a work secret Santa, it's a $25 limit and I'm debating buying a 20lb bag of rice and wrapping it up. It's big, people will be curious, it's kinda random, but also super useful.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I need insight into a work secret Santa, it's a $25 limit and I'm debating buying a 20lb bag of rice and wrapping it up. It's big, people will be curious, it's kinda random, but also super useful.
My brother in law is so straight it's hilarious. He comes into the kitchen yesterday and just says "Hey! Any friends?" I stare at him, he stares at me. He goes ya know are you bringing a friend? I was like OH no, Im single.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My brother in law is so straight it's hilarious. He comes into the kitchen yesterday and just says "Hey! Any friends?" I stare at him, he stares at me. He goes ya know are you bringing a friend? I was like OH no, Im single.
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Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
Just have to prep my biscuits and get everything packed up, and Thanksgiving will be off to the races. I love a whole day centered on food, even if it involves me doing turkey surgery with scissors and a butcher knife.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just have to prep my biscuits and get everything packed up, and Thanksgiving will be off to the races. I love a whole day centered on food, even if it involves me doing turkey surgery with scissors and a butcher knife.
I need a man with a hairy chest to fall asleep next to me, mild snoring permitted, bonus points if you're a good big spoon
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I need a man with a hairy chest to fall asleep next to me, mild snoring permitted, bonus points if you're a good big spoon
holy moly, down like 25lbs from my heaviest. Twink era incoming
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
holy moly, down like 25lbs from my heaviest. Twink era incoming
lol at my neighbor/fwb moving across the country and then posting about all the baddies and babes that live near him. My man, just give it up you are not straight 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
lol at my neighbor/fwb moving across the country and then posting about all the baddies and babes that live near him. My man, just give it up you are not straight 😂
I'm guessing the house didn't murder them and I don't have to clean it up I don't see why not? Most houses over like 50 years old had probably had someone pass away in it
A quarter of Americans would be willing to live in a murder house today.yougov.com/society/arti...
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm guessing the house didn't murder them and I don't have to clean it up I don't see why not? Most houses over like 50 years old had probably had someone pass away in it
I really don’t understand threads bc it’s just a bunch of mid str8 dudes trying to be horny influencers and its like no wonder you're 42 and a single dad with limited custody
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I really don’t understand threads bc it’s just a bunch of mid str8 dudes trying to be horny influencers and its like no wonder you're 42 and a single dad with limited custody
Guys, I got my entire costume for $20 and it fits perfectly. The spooky gods said you need to look fire this halloween
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Guys, I got my entire costume for $20 and it fits perfectly. The spooky gods said you need to look fire this halloween
Omg guys. I got a carrot with a cock. I’m dying laughing
October 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Omg guys. I got a carrot with a cock. I’m dying laughing
I'm not saying I went viral, but the comment I made on someone's instagram post got 3,300 likes so I'm basically a celebrity now
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm not saying I went viral, but the comment I made on someone's instagram post got 3,300 likes so I'm basically a celebrity now
I called out an onlyfans creator for gaybaiting his audience and his response? "But I've rode a dildo!"
a woman in a pink top and hoop earrings is making a face .
ALT: a woman in a pink top and hoop earrings is making a face .
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October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I called out an onlyfans creator for gaybaiting his audience and his response? "But I've rode a dildo!"
This actually made me chuckle out loud, like yes we're completely doomed but the continued incompetency is almost a bit at this point
Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works
(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This actually made me chuckle out loud, like yes we're completely doomed but the continued incompetency is almost a bit at this point
We’re having a cozy Sunday
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We’re having a cozy Sunday
Oof, just realized my annual tradition of watching The Family Stone at Christmas is going to involve a LOT more crying
October 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oof, just realized my annual tradition of watching The Family Stone at Christmas is going to involve a LOT more crying
And off to the rehearsal dinner with very wrinkly pants, didn’t realize there was no dryer but we’ll survive
October 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And off to the rehearsal dinner with very wrinkly pants, didn’t realize there was no dryer but we’ll survive
I swear if I get stranded at the wedding by this Nor' Easter I'm just gonna walk into the ocean.
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I swear if I get stranded at the wedding by this Nor' Easter I'm just gonna walk into the ocean.
lmao I just got laid off from my second job at the worst possible time 🙃 not hot enough for an onlyfans, might just drop my venmo
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
lmao I just got laid off from my second job at the worst possible time 🙃 not hot enough for an onlyfans, might just drop my venmo
If the rapture does happen I'll be midway through the Lilith Fair documentary so that seems fitting
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If the rapture does happen I'll be midway through the Lilith Fair documentary so that seems fitting
I wanted to get into a debate with someone over the definition of socialism, but I'm tired and hungry so that's a bad idea. Gonna make ramen instead
a man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode .
ALT: a man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode .
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September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I wanted to get into a debate with someone over the definition of socialism, but I'm tired and hungry so that's a bad idea. Gonna make ramen instead
Can we please call out and stop supporting gay baiting influencers? It’s exhausting when every guy on instagram is some straight 25-35 year old running a cycle of test and charging $30 for a scam onlyfans.
September 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Can we please call out and stop supporting gay baiting influencers? It’s exhausting when every guy on instagram is some straight 25-35 year old running a cycle of test and charging $30 for a scam onlyfans.
Getting very stressed about the next few weeks, traveling for my brother's bachelor party and spending a week with him (and 6 of his friends) for the first time since we were kids and then immediately onto a work trip with my boss's boss🙃
September 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Getting very stressed about the next few weeks, traveling for my brother's bachelor party and spending a week with him (and 6 of his friends) for the first time since we were kids and then immediately onto a work trip with my boss's boss🙃
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i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are free
September 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are free
So my boss wants me to work on a project called TOPS. Hilarious for reasons, but I was taking notes and this is what I wrote 🙃 gotta love anon tops lmao
August 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So my boss wants me to work on a project called TOPS. Hilarious for reasons, but I was taking notes and this is what I wrote 🙃 gotta love anon tops lmao