Sandwich Dealer, RN
@ashleythetexan.bsky.social
Emergency RN. Mom, wife, street taco lover. Housekeeper to a little dog named Paisley. A GLP-1 changed my life.
This is an anti-RFK account. 💉 #MedSky
This is an anti-RFK account. 💉 #MedSky
I totally believe we faked the moon landing now because what in the Sims is this lol. Looks like a scene out of Myst.
March 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I totally believe we faked the moon landing now because what in the Sims is this lol. Looks like a scene out of Myst.
Someone posted this photo in a local FB group I’m in, warning people to be careful because “this is normally laced with fentanyl.” Claims she has cop family members who have seen it multiple times. I have never had so much joy as to go full @ryanmarino.bsky.social and call her out.
March 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone posted this photo in a local FB group I’m in, warning people to be careful because “this is normally laced with fentanyl.” Claims she has cop family members who have seen it multiple times. I have never had so much joy as to go full @ryanmarino.bsky.social and call her out.
Storybook dress-up day is coming up at my kid’s school and I love that there must be a story somewhere of a parent sending Captain Underpants to school and now it’s on The List. 😂
February 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Storybook dress-up day is coming up at my kid’s school and I love that there must be a story somewhere of a parent sending Captain Underpants to school and now it’s on The List. 😂
February 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I mean…LOOK AT THAT 😭🥰
February 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I mean…LOOK AT THAT 😭🥰
Kitties are helping me do schoolwork. Or something.
February 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kitties are helping me do schoolwork. Or something.
Good luck rounding us up, RFK Jr.
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good luck rounding us up, RFK Jr.
I’m imagining someone standing in line at HEB when they learned about the Luka trade
February 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’m imagining someone standing in line at HEB when they learned about the Luka trade
I cannot. 😂😂
February 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I cannot. 😂😂
Chili time 😍
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Chili time 😍
My 5yo is a Daisy and selling Girl Scout cookies. You can order online here!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
January 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My 5yo is a Daisy and selling Girl Scout cookies. You can order online here!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
Rain, snow, sleet, or hail….nothing can stop the delivery of the cookies. 🍪
You can get some here!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
You can get some here!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
January 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Rain, snow, sleet, or hail….nothing can stop the delivery of the cookies. 🍪
You can get some here!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
You can get some here!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophia...
Might get snowed in at the hospital tomorrow night. Girl Scouts cookie season starts Friday, so I’m coming prepared. My Daisy is about to make out like a bandit.
January 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Might get snowed in at the hospital tomorrow night. Girl Scouts cookie season starts Friday, so I’m coming prepared. My Daisy is about to make out like a bandit.
Doesn’t get much cozier than this on a cold day.
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Doesn’t get much cozier than this on a cold day.
Time to make the biscuits (sound on)
January 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Time to make the biscuits (sound on)
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I don’t mean to brag, but my lap is kind of a hot commodity rn
January 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I don’t mean to brag, but my lap is kind of a hot commodity rn
Roll that beautiful bean footage
January 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Roll that beautiful bean footage
The kittens have figured out how to climb inside and up to a drawer of the dresser. They just ✨disappear✨. Stresses the dog to the max.
January 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The kittens have figured out how to climb inside and up to a drawer of the dresser. They just ✨disappear✨. Stresses the dog to the max.
One kitty two kitty
January 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One kitty two kitty
Now imagine the loudest purr you’ve ever heard in your life
January 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Now imagine the loudest purr you’ve ever heard in your life
New grad in the Emergency Department vs. a year of working in the Emergency Department
December 31, 2024 at 10:40 PM
New grad in the Emergency Department vs. a year of working in the Emergency Department
Help I am being held hostage by a 10wk kitten in a deep sleep
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Help I am being held hostage by a 10wk kitten in a deep sleep
