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Ashley Sumpter
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Xennial mom. Meme stealer. Goofball extraordinaire.
I suspect, in the near "ish" future, a new Catfish series will blossom showing wacky adventures of people finding out they got Catfished by Toby the A.I.

#ai #catfish
June 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yup
March 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Make China Slutty Again!!

#REDnote #China #americans #tiktokban
January 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
January 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"How much paperwork has to be between you and the trigger before it is considered murd€r?"

#uhc #Luigi #forprofithealthcare
December 26, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Ashley Sumpter
In today's episode of "Your Victorian Pharmacist is Trying to Kill You"👇

Heroin was first synthesized in 1874. Bayer commercialized the drug & began mass producing it in 1898. The drug was promoted as a cough suppressant as well as a better and safer substitute for morphine and codeine.
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I wonder what Terence Trent D'Arby is up to?

#SanandaMaitreya #WishingWell #90s #TerenceTrentD'Arby
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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#BlackSky having CODERS lovingly build in protections specifically for US so that we can filter out and report racism and hatred towards us and keep us interacting with just US is gonna keep me on this app forever.
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Grody to the max!
#nudes #Jesus #Bible #gross #sinner
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Remember when we called men who showered and made an effort fix their hair "Metrosexual".
Humans are dorks.

#00s #metrosexual #men #whyarewelikethis
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Ashley Sumpter
Article link in comments.
RFK Jr is an extraordinarily dangerous man, with a body count in Samoa, and any reporter who just calls him “a vaccine skeptic” is doing the world a profound disservice.
November 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Honestly, Mike Tyson's ass was the real winner.

#MikeTyson #JakePaul #Netflix #MikeTysonsButt
November 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
"Since becoming Chief, Chief Kachindamoto has annulled 3,500 child marriages in the central region of Malawi and has helped girls complete their education, often by subsidising their schooling." #Malawi #chiefkachindamoto #endchildhoodmarraige #ngoni
November 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I had no idea there was some hope backwash in there somewhere.
#dystopia #capitalism
November 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I've been looking for an alternative social media for a while. I never really used X/Twitter much. It felt really impersonal.
Facebook is fine but it's kind of boring. Let's see what happens here eh.
November 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by Ashley Sumpter
you ever seen a more relatable headline
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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