you reckon this is how Milton worked?

The most traumatic part of reading that whole thing, to me, personally, was the bamboo parts, because I once dated a guy with a Bamboo Vendetta. It says a lot about a guy. These are so obviously the best and most unnerving parts!!

so glad I finally saw someone else had already posted this … I was right on the brink, man

oh man my mom has these and I’ve always thought it was just a neat thing she has that I might inherit someday but it never occurred to me I could just… buy some and enjoy my own pudding

Bring back the young dorks, I beg

to be clear, some of the “that guy” teens were girls. I met a longtime penpal bestie at that camp in middle school — she didn’t want to have to wash her hair in the bath house so twisted it into pomade strands she pinned up into “Medusa curls” on the first day and just… let it ride for a week

hey, congrats! “Mad that it’s necessary” sounds about right, but glad you made it for us anyway. And seems like it found an excellent home

for whatever reason, my middle-school self got the monopoly on this aspect, as the only screenshots I ever recall taking were follows or replies from 90s alt-rockers — not *better* than writers, ofc, but… you know!!

Elise, I learned so many invaluable things from you, and I truly regret that monk’s hours writing time habits was not one of them

lol Ive been doing this too! I have no engagement on this app anyway and have suffered no consequences and frankly want to read more inane posts!! And also if you find out which tea has the animals lmk…

I've wanted to open a bookstore ever since I was a bookseller, in spite of clearly knowing better. More recently I've caught myself dreaming of somehow becoming a distributor? And honestly what in the hell is wrong with me, I can't do that, but somebody should