My 26 year old friend: But you're not 30 for another 2 months
My 36 year old friend: Close enough, here's some advil and an edible

I do not understand what kind of internal clock this is but at least it's working well lmao

My knees and spine and neck hurt to type that, the day I hit 30 creeps ever closer to me

I'm an old fuddy duddy when it comes to music and I will die on the hill of having physical copies and/or having files saved. Cause when the Internet is down, I will get upset if I can't listen to something.
So that's how I ended up with 250gb of music over like... 20-ish years

I haven't had to raise my voice in years but I had to yell to get this asshole to listen
I thought she was just going the same way as me until she followed me into the grass despite the concrete path right next to us cause her dog just kept coming toward us
Fuck you lady, now I'm pissy