Ashby
@ashbym.bsky.social
Some call me a posh lad
Others call me a homewrecker
I call myself a student
Bayern FC fan
Amsterdam, The Netherlands, but I am a Sussex boy. GB baby
#SlavaUkraine #teamblue
No DMs thanks
Others call me a homewrecker
I call myself a student
Bayern FC fan
Amsterdam, The Netherlands, but I am a Sussex boy. GB baby
#SlavaUkraine #teamblue
No DMs thanks
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Ashby
@ashbym.bsky.social
· Aug 21
My new little brother: Zeke Charles (yes, Charles as in the King). Born today at 1:00 PM BST. I’m celebrating like a responsible older sibling… with a drink in hand in Rouen, France. 🍻 What’s everyone else up to? Here’s to Zeke! 😀😀#zeke
Today I learned Splunk is not spunk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiR...
Splunk Tutorial for Beginners (Cyber Security Tools)
YouTube video by Jon Good
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Today I learned Splunk is not spunk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiR...
The days are long. The days are good. Wouldn’t trade a second of them.
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The days are long. The days are good. Wouldn’t trade a second of them.
First football match of the year. First win of the year. First yellow card of my life. Apparently I’ve also unlocked the “get called absolutely vile things” achievement.
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
First football match of the year. First win of the year. First yellow card of my life. Apparently I’ve also unlocked the “get called absolutely vile things” achievement.
@cenobyte3.bsky.social (2/2)
What happens when you step back off the platform and fall in?
Do you experience:
The heat death of the universe before you hit the singularity?
Normal free fall in a finite time?
Or something that can’t be described at all within our current physics?
What happens when you step back off the platform and fall in?
Do you experience:
The heat death of the universe before you hit the singularity?
Normal free fall in a finite time?
Or something that can’t be described at all within our current physics?
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
@cenobyte3.bsky.social (2/2)
What happens when you step back off the platform and fall in?
Do you experience:
The heat death of the universe before you hit the singularity?
Normal free fall in a finite time?
Or something that can’t be described at all within our current physics?
What happens when you step back off the platform and fall in?
Do you experience:
The heat death of the universe before you hit the singularity?
Normal free fall in a finite time?
Or something that can’t be described at all within our current physics?
@cenobyte3.bsky.social 😅 (1/2)
If you could stand safely on a perfectly rigid, indestructible platform hovering just above the event horizon of a black hole, and you watched the entire future of the universe unfold in front of you due to extreme time dilation…
If you could stand safely on a perfectly rigid, indestructible platform hovering just above the event horizon of a black hole, and you watched the entire future of the universe unfold in front of you due to extreme time dilation…
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
@cenobyte3.bsky.social 😅 (1/2)
If you could stand safely on a perfectly rigid, indestructible platform hovering just above the event horizon of a black hole, and you watched the entire future of the universe unfold in front of you due to extreme time dilation…
If you could stand safely on a perfectly rigid, indestructible platform hovering just above the event horizon of a black hole, and you watched the entire future of the universe unfold in front of you due to extreme time dilation…
A student measures time using a stopwatch.
(a) Identify one source of uncertainty.
(b) Suggest an improvement.
(c) You may not say:
human error
repeat readings
use better equipment
(4 marks)
(a) Identify one source of uncertainty.
(b) Suggest an improvement.
(c) You may not say:
human error
repeat readings
use better equipment
(4 marks)
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
A student measures time using a stopwatch.
(a) Identify one source of uncertainty.
(b) Suggest an improvement.
(c) You may not say:
human error
repeat readings
use better equipment
(4 marks)
(a) Identify one source of uncertainty.
(b) Suggest an improvement.
(c) You may not say:
human error
repeat readings
use better equipment
(4 marks)
SUVAT: Emotional Abuse in 5 Letters
Constant acceleration.
Always from rest.
Never realistic.
You try to remember:
Is it s = ut + ½at² or v² = u² + 2as?
Answer: yes and also no.
Constant acceleration.
Always from rest.
Never realistic.
You try to remember:
Is it s = ut + ½at² or v² = u² + 2as?
Answer: yes and also no.
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
SUVAT: Emotional Abuse in 5 Letters
Constant acceleration.
Always from rest.
Never realistic.
You try to remember:
Is it s = ut + ½at² or v² = u² + 2as?
Answer: yes and also no.
Constant acceleration.
Always from rest.
Never realistic.
You try to remember:
Is it s = ut + ½at² or v² = u² + 2as?
Answer: yes and also no.
Vecna should have killed Jonathan three seasons ago to put him out of his misery. #strangerthings
After a delightful time at the wine bar, we are at home for a relaxing night finishing off Stranger Things Season 5... and more wine.
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Vecna should have killed Jonathan three seasons ago to put him out of his misery. #strangerthings
I feel whacked. Emirates Airlines kicks absolute arse and has ruined all other airlines for me forever. Now awake in the wrong hemisphere, missing Australia, the friends I somehow collected, the food I inhaled, and the laughs that definitely shouldn’t have been as funny as they were. Bugger jet lag
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I feel whacked. Emirates Airlines kicks absolute arse and has ruined all other airlines for me forever. Now awake in the wrong hemisphere, missing Australia, the friends I somehow collected, the food I inhaled, and the laughs that definitely shouldn’t have been as funny as they were. Bugger jet lag
Hobart. MONA. Tasmania.
This feels like propaganda and I’m fine with that.
This feels like propaganda and I’m fine with that.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Hobart. MONA. Tasmania.
This feels like propaganda and I’m fine with that.
This feels like propaganda and I’m fine with that.
Learnt a lot this year. Stayed myself.
Ending it in Melbourne with fireworks.
That feels correct.
Happy New Year
2026
Ending it in Melbourne with fireworks.
That feels correct.
Happy New Year
2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Learnt a lot this year. Stayed myself.
Ending it in Melbourne with fireworks.
That feels correct.
Happy New Year
2026
Ending it in Melbourne with fireworks.
That feels correct.
Happy New Year
2026
Religion? Politics? Trump? None of above stirs up these Aussies, what does? The bloke on the radio who lost his job because he said something derogatory about the national women's football team. Fuckin hell they bleated on for an hour 😅
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Religion? Politics? Trump? None of above stirs up these Aussies, what does? The bloke on the radio who lost his job because he said something derogatory about the national women's football team. Fuckin hell they bleated on for an hour 😅
Boys are arguing about something that happened ten years ago. Fireworks!
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Boys are arguing about something that happened ten years ago. Fireworks!
I like Melboure but I love Amsterdam. Brighton who?
Has it been a week already?
Has it been a week already?
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I like Melboure but I love Amsterdam. Brighton who?
Has it been a week already?
Has it been a week already?
Reposted by Ashby
Australia made me believe in Powderfinger. This song? Unreal. Best thing I’ve heard in my life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaS...
Powderfinger - These Days (Final Live Performance)
YouTube video by Powderfinger
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Australia made me believe in Powderfinger. This song? Unreal. Best thing I’ve heard in my life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaS...
Batman is a real bloke in Melbourne
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Batman is a real bloke in Melbourne
I made the mistake of offering to help with Christmas lunch. Been up since 5am, three hours of non-stop graft and it’s still going. Never doing a good deed again.
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I made the mistake of offering to help with Christmas lunch. Been up since 5am, three hours of non-stop graft and it’s still going. Never doing a good deed again.
Merry Christmas 🎄🧑🎄🎁🎁
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄🧑🎄🎁🎁
I thought I’d seen people drink before… turns out I hadn’t. One bloke fully wiped out, smashed his wine glass, hopped back up and decided that was his cue to drink even harder.
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I thought I’d seen people drink before… turns out I hadn’t. One bloke fully wiped out, smashed his wine glass, hopped back up and decided that was his cue to drink even harder.
Australians are a strange bunch. Mate this, mate that. A lot of swearing is used as punctuation about sports, teachers, politicians and managers. Insults are used as compliments. Too many words are abbreviated.
Nah, she'll be right, mate. 😂😂
Yeah, nah
Nah, yeah
Nah, she'll be right, mate. 😂😂
Yeah, nah
Nah, yeah
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Australians are a strange bunch. Mate this, mate that. A lot of swearing is used as punctuation about sports, teachers, politicians and managers. Insults are used as compliments. Too many words are abbreviated.
Nah, she'll be right, mate. 😂😂
Yeah, nah
Nah, yeah
Nah, she'll be right, mate. 😂😂
Yeah, nah
Nah, yeah
@emiratesairways.bsky.social is so damn good. They are showing the Star Academy live show in real time. Team #anook #staracademy
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@emiratesairways.bsky.social is so damn good. They are showing the Star Academy live show in real time. Team #anook #staracademy
I’ve got an IT security work XP interview tomorrow. Do I dress like a responsible adult, or lean into the ‘I already know your password is 123456’ vibe? Hoodie that says I can hack your Wi-Fi? Or maybe a white vest with a mesh black shirt to represent… networking? Honestly, I’m so confused.
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’ve got an IT security work XP interview tomorrow. Do I dress like a responsible adult, or lean into the ‘I already know your password is 123456’ vibe? Hoodie that says I can hack your Wi-Fi? Or maybe a white vest with a mesh black shirt to represent… networking? Honestly, I’m so confused.
Sometimes the smallest steps lead to the biggest changes. Take a moment today to celebrate the little wins.... you’re doing better than you think!
Now let's drink! 😅
Now let's drink! 😅
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sometimes the smallest steps lead to the biggest changes. Take a moment today to celebrate the little wins.... you’re doing better than you think!
Now let's drink! 😅
Now let's drink! 😅