School teacher 1: check out this weird face-up demon crawl I can do

School teacher 2: we shall call it the crab-walk and teach it to every American child

We love a goofy, bucktoothed, and smiling parrotfish in Coral City 😁🏳️‍⚧️🦜🐟 #stripedparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #bucktooth #goofy #smile #protogynoushermaphrodite #supermale #terminalphase #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

Pause the video to find out what kind of cat you are. Not a personality test. Just your cat form, as revealed by the universe in its confusion. Science was not involved. This is all based on vibes and zero research.
There are 8 cats.
Have fun 😸😽🤍

This is Luna. She didn't realize you were planning on wearing that outside of the house. 13/10

This is Reggie and Pearl. Reggie holds the @guinnessworldrecords.com title for tallest dog living at 3 feet 3 inches. Pearl holds the title for shortest dog living at 3.59 inches. They just met for the first time for a playdate. 14/10 for both

Brother: my brother’s a dog-whisperer

Brother’s new gf: oh that’s great! My dog chews up the furniture when I’m gone, can you help?

Me, whispering: dog

Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?

We adore Vivie and hope she never flies away on her glorious ears! ✈️

Here are some otter bleps to start your Easter weekend off on the right track.

Good morning, everyone!

SURPRISE!!

the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔