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Luke 🔪🎃
@asecretgoth.bsky.social
31, UK. Huge horror fan with a keen interest in all things horror. He/him/his

Find me on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/ASecretGoth/
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I'm Luke, I'm 30 and from Essex in England. I'm into all things horror but particularly big into the classic slashers. I'm a collector of physical media and I'm always looking for new spooky friends!
#horror #horrorcommunity #physicalmedia #horrorfans #cosplay #slashers
R.H. Norman, the co-director of my favourite segment in V/H/S HALLOWEEN, commented very kindly on my review so you should go watch the movie on @shudder.com and then go read my ★★★★½ review of V/H/S/HALLOWEEN on @letterboxd.social

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October 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Unfortunately I did not fuck with #28YearsLater, full thoughts in my ★★ review of 28 Years Later on Letterboxd boxd.it/a3w9rr
A ★★ review of 28 Years Later (2025)
28 Yikes Later. I had a feeling since I saw the trailer that this was going to be a misfire, I kept my expectations measured and went into it hoping to be wrong, but a misfire it certainly is. There a...
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June 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm playing Silent Hill 2 in the pitch black at 11pm, the surround sound is on, the atmosphere is palpable. This shit just gave me a heart attack. Good god.
(Spoilers for the hospital section.)
#SilentHill2 #PyramidHead #JamesSunderland
February 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There's a scene in the new Thunderbolts trailer where Bucky gets his metal arm out of the dishwasher and let me tell you that would have done fucking massive numbers in a gifset on Tumblr in 2015.
February 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Heart Eyes had me interested because of the talent in front of and behind the camera but I just found out that it's a Spyglass production so they can keep it.
January 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If I had a nickel for every time the first issue of a Deadpool & Wolverine team-up comic had Deadpool be mind controlled part-way through in a manner that negatively impacts the dynamic I bought the book for, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
January 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It's either my ★★★★★ review of Terrifier 3 boxd.it/7xlbdl or my ★★★★★ review of Deadpool & Wolverine boxd.it/6XwrEZ, I'm quite proud of them both!
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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thinking about amanda young :) hell yeah
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
This movie was so sweet and I loved it to pieces.

My ★★★★½ review of Your Monster on Letterboxd boxd.it/7VQe2t
A ★★★★½ review of Your Monster (2024)
Laura (Melissa Barrera) is abandoned by her boyfriend Jacob (Edmund Donovan) during a cancer scare, when she moves back into her childhood home she meets the Monster in her closet (Tommy Dewey). Final...
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November 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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A little Deadpool magic.
#Deadpool
November 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Tattoo commish from earlier in the year
November 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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That time I got to teach an important lesson with Deadpool.
(Made all the better with @philnoto.bsky.social art)
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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You know the drill
November 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Firstly fuck Spyglass, I'm not watching Scream 7 anyway but why the fuck are they doing a timeskip? The whole point of the Scream movies is that they comment on horror trends happening now. Last we saw Sidney in 2022 her kids were in a pushchair, not teenagers.
‘Scream 7’: Isabel May Is Set To Play Sidney Prescott’s Daughter In Pic
'1883' Actress Isabel May is playing Sidney Prescott's daughter in 'Scream 7'
deadline.com
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Since there are so many new folks over here these days, it’s time to once again roll out my How to Write a Horror Movie crash course!
November 20, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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I still can’t believe they let me write an entire issue where Deadpool is just boinging his peeenis endlessly.
People today: *groan* Deadpool is a bad, overplayed cartoon

Joe Kelly Then: Deadpool gets to decide whether free will with pain is better than no free will and peace

@gailsimone.bsky.social: "What if I write about an amnesiac Deadpool rediscovering his peeenis? Also BRING BACK OUTLAW!"
November 20, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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"Hey Soldier"
Karlach BG3
October 26, 2024 at 11:15 AM
You're cold, she's cold, let her in.

Check out my ★★★★½ review of Let the Right One In on Letterboxd boxd.it/7QRofz
A ★★★★½ review of Let the Right One In (2008)
Oskar (Kåre Hedebrant) is a bullied 12 year old who strikes up a friendship with his mysterious new neighbour Eli (Lina Leandersson), who harbours a dark secret: she is a vampire. Let the Right One In...
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November 19, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Ellen Ripley
November 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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Hack/Slash by @hackintimseeley.bsky.social and friends

Brilliant high concept: Slashers are a kind of monster, just like vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc, and they have their own rules. Long before Final Girls became their own subgenere, Tim was writing it. So. much. fun.
November 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my own lane. Focused. Flourishing.
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
I finally escaped the apartments in Silent Hill 2 after being trapped in there for like 5 hours of gameplay. I last played a month ago with the hand to the Minutes door & left it, I figured there would be another grueling set of hours ahead, nope, just 30 minutes. Feels great to be outside again!
November 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
What’s the horror movie that got you into horror?

Mine was:
November 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM