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Asbjørn
@asbjorn.bsky.social
1998 • West Coast • Furry, speedcuber, basshead, hobbyist linguist learning German and Mandarin

🌈♾️ Self-dx, figuring myself out

Current hyperfixation: Chess, and bodybuilding

Miss me with that Zionist bullshit 🇮🇱🔫😃 and FREE PALESTINE
Copying a burger I tried at red robin the other day. So good I forgot to add the cheese.
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
No way they made a movie about it
July 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
From the ethnocracy wikipedia article
June 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My favorite checkmate so far. Also my first without using the queen or rook.
May 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Today marks three years since the first tornado Gaylord, MI has likely seen within the last 150 years. This was an EF-3 that topped out at 150mph. This was one year after an unsuccessful attempt at storm chasing in KS/NE, only to have one show up right at my front door. #tornado #gaylordmi #miwx
May 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Who wrote this headline lmao?? It snowed in my area that rarely gets any, and I guess this is the best they can come up with. Same energy.
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I just learned about the Tangut script and my head is spinning. I just spent four months memorizing strictly Mandarin, and this is so similar yet so different. It's almost got the same radicals as in Mandarin, yet I obv can't recognize any of it. And like, idk it just looks cool as fuck
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without explanation
December 27, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Thought this said Cincinnati
December 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I made pumpkin rolls for a belated Thanksgiving on Friday. Mom's recipe so nice I made it frice (four of em)
December 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
And in the great Xitter exodus, I can safely say that I was active in the cool place before it was cool haha hell yeah 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
October 23, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Ah yes, I remember getting my invite code. Thought I was earlier but I'll take it lol
September 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
All that freaking out for nothing lol. Took four hours to fix it but I fuckin did it.
July 31, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Wish me luck
July 4, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Never thought I'd see this but

Someone took a frame from a video of a tornado that went through my tiny little hometown in MI, and photoshopped a bigger, higher contrast tornado overtop of it, in order to make a video about a different tornado three states away in PA.
June 13, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Spotify updated their app icon to remove the black border around it, and all of a sudden the app looked about 30% larger than all the other ones lmao
May 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Here is my attempt at photographing the eclipse from southern Oregon (37% max coverage, this was minutes before that)
April 9, 2024 at 1:41 AM
My doordash driver left me this little goodie bag alongside my order :)))))))))
March 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Unreasonably mad at this peeled head of garlic. Like fuck outta here with yo naked turkey lookin ass. This shit is so vulgar for no reason 💀💀💀
February 12, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Bruh moment 🤣
January 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Got toilet privileges taken away
December 16, 2023 at 7:20 AM
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME AGAIN???
November 21, 2023 at 10:09 AM
FIRST SUB 10 ON THE CUBE BAYBEEEEEE LFG
November 17, 2023 at 2:48 AM
This must be what it's like for English to be one's second language. I hardly knew what any of this meant until now
November 8, 2023 at 8:10 AM
I was saving a meme and this was the auto crop lmfao
November 6, 2023 at 12:46 PM