Asbjørn
@asbjorn.bsky.social
1998 • West Coast • Furry, speedcuber, basshead, hobbyist linguist learning German and Mandarin
🌈♾️ Self-dx, figuring myself out
Current hyperfixation: Chess, and bodybuilding
Miss me with that Zionist bullshit 🇮🇱🔫😃 and FREE PALESTINE
🌈♾️ Self-dx, figuring myself out
Current hyperfixation: Chess, and bodybuilding
Miss me with that Zionist bullshit 🇮🇱🔫😃 and FREE PALESTINE
Copying a burger I tried at red robin the other day. So good I forgot to add the cheese.
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Copying a burger I tried at red robin the other day. So good I forgot to add the cheese.
No way they made a movie about it
July 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
No way they made a movie about it
From the ethnocracy wikipedia article
June 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
From the ethnocracy wikipedia article
My favorite checkmate so far. Also my first without using the queen or rook.
May 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
My favorite checkmate so far. Also my first without using the queen or rook.
Today marks three years since the first tornado Gaylord, MI has likely seen within the last 150 years. This was an EF-3 that topped out at 150mph. This was one year after an unsuccessful attempt at storm chasing in KS/NE, only to have one show up right at my front door. #tornado #gaylordmi #miwx
May 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Today marks three years since the first tornado Gaylord, MI has likely seen within the last 150 years. This was an EF-3 that topped out at 150mph. This was one year after an unsuccessful attempt at storm chasing in KS/NE, only to have one show up right at my front door. #tornado #gaylordmi #miwx
Who wrote this headline lmao?? It snowed in my area that rarely gets any, and I guess this is the best they can come up with. Same energy.
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Who wrote this headline lmao?? It snowed in my area that rarely gets any, and I guess this is the best they can come up with. Same energy.
I just learned about the Tangut script and my head is spinning. I just spent four months memorizing strictly Mandarin, and this is so similar yet so different. It's almost got the same radicals as in Mandarin, yet I obv can't recognize any of it. And like, idk it just looks cool as fuck
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I just learned about the Tangut script and my head is spinning. I just spent four months memorizing strictly Mandarin, and this is so similar yet so different. It's almost got the same radicals as in Mandarin, yet I obv can't recognize any of it. And like, idk it just looks cool as fuck
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without explanation
December 27, 2024 at 5:24 AM
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without explanation
Thought this said Cincinnati
December 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Thought this said Cincinnati
I made pumpkin rolls for a belated Thanksgiving on Friday. Mom's recipe so nice I made it frice (four of em)
December 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I made pumpkin rolls for a belated Thanksgiving on Friday. Mom's recipe so nice I made it frice (four of em)
And in the great Xitter exodus, I can safely say that I was active in the cool place before it was cool haha hell yeah 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
October 23, 2024 at 10:45 AM
And in the great Xitter exodus, I can safely say that I was active in the cool place before it was cool haha hell yeah 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Ah yes, I remember getting my invite code. Thought I was earlier but I'll take it lol
September 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Ah yes, I remember getting my invite code. Thought I was earlier but I'll take it lol
All that freaking out for nothing lol. Took four hours to fix it but I fuckin did it.
July 31, 2024 at 7:03 AM
All that freaking out for nothing lol. Took four hours to fix it but I fuckin did it.
Never thought I'd see this but
Someone took a frame from a video of a tornado that went through my tiny little hometown in MI, and photoshopped a bigger, higher contrast tornado overtop of it, in order to make a video about a different tornado three states away in PA.
Someone took a frame from a video of a tornado that went through my tiny little hometown in MI, and photoshopped a bigger, higher contrast tornado overtop of it, in order to make a video about a different tornado three states away in PA.
June 13, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Never thought I'd see this but
Someone took a frame from a video of a tornado that went through my tiny little hometown in MI, and photoshopped a bigger, higher contrast tornado overtop of it, in order to make a video about a different tornado three states away in PA.
Someone took a frame from a video of a tornado that went through my tiny little hometown in MI, and photoshopped a bigger, higher contrast tornado overtop of it, in order to make a video about a different tornado three states away in PA.
Spotify updated their app icon to remove the black border around it, and all of a sudden the app looked about 30% larger than all the other ones lmao
May 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Spotify updated their app icon to remove the black border around it, and all of a sudden the app looked about 30% larger than all the other ones lmao
Here is my attempt at photographing the eclipse from southern Oregon (37% max coverage, this was minutes before that)
April 9, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Here is my attempt at photographing the eclipse from southern Oregon (37% max coverage, this was minutes before that)
My doordash driver left me this little goodie bag alongside my order :)))))))))
March 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
My doordash driver left me this little goodie bag alongside my order :)))))))))
Unreasonably mad at this peeled head of garlic. Like fuck outta here with yo naked turkey lookin ass. This shit is so vulgar for no reason 💀💀💀
February 12, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Unreasonably mad at this peeled head of garlic. Like fuck outta here with yo naked turkey lookin ass. This shit is so vulgar for no reason 💀💀💀
Got toilet privileges taken away
December 16, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Got toilet privileges taken away
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME AGAIN???
November 21, 2023 at 10:09 AM
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME AGAIN???
FIRST SUB 10 ON THE CUBE BAYBEEEEEE LFG
November 17, 2023 at 2:48 AM
FIRST SUB 10 ON THE CUBE BAYBEEEEEE LFG
This must be what it's like for English to be one's second language. I hardly knew what any of this meant until now
November 8, 2023 at 8:10 AM
This must be what it's like for English to be one's second language. I hardly knew what any of this meant until now
I was saving a meme and this was the auto crop lmfao
November 6, 2023 at 12:46 PM
I was saving a meme and this was the auto crop lmfao