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Majestic Germ
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Tres Bien!!!
Somebody convince me not to talk myself out of getting a displacer beast tattoo TODAY
December 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Who is this man checking out my husband’s sweet arse
December 8, 2024 at 5:57 AM
My new job is the hardest job I’ve ever had in my life lmaoooooo
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I couldn’t sleep last night because my mind was preoccupied with how much shit I’m going to have to do to open the bar today
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I’ve been craving katsu for like a whole year and I still don’t know where to get some
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Caught up on chainsaw man finally and I just love it so much
December 2, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I’m sick AGAIN after being sick for like 2.5 weeks last month
December 2, 2024 at 7:49 PM
The vibe today
December 1, 2024 at 4:36 PM
POV you just woke up
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Before like a month before the election my twitter tl was so curated and then it just became conservative ads and other dumb shit but this apps algorithm is just not very good.. pls stop showing me soccer and furries
November 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Dandadan is everything to me
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Also like… people importing their timelines? Just make new posts brother it’s a new app just be normal
November 26, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Muted the word “followers” on here because literally half of my tl is people talking about how many followers they had on twitter and I cannot imagine something I care about less
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Todays my last day at Harry’s so it’s probably going to be the worst day ever
November 25, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Whyyyy did I just get this this lmao
November 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Is there a way to block people who are like trying to recreate viral tweets? Like let’s not pretend we didn’t all see that 5 years ago
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Luvgeorge1 or some shit
i feel like the password to charli xcx’s google drive would be really easy to guess
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I got a new job and I am actively trying to work more hours… who am I lmao
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Lifessss worth livingggggg
I'm happy to announce the 2nd Stardew Valley concert tour... Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons. This tour will features a larger orchestra, a different musical program, and more visual features. Please check the website for more info! stardewvalleyconcert.com
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I got one on like spring 8 in my 1.6 new farm. Look at god.
just got a dinosaur egg YEAR 1 in stardew valley from fishing. never kill yourself
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
You’ve heard of brat summer, now get ready for instant crush winter
November 20, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Rylan griffen is actually that guy
November 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Getting far too much soccer content on here… make it stop
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
My voice has been gone for like a week and I’m getting a bit concerned lol
November 19, 2024 at 2:53 PM