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@asapanj.bsky.social
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logon ka toh kaam hai kehna | she/her
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tiktok is now exclusively showing me british men pretending to avert bad historical events by flirting their way out. look
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
asapanj.bsky.social
there are days i love being Indian. and there are days i LOVE being Indian
screenshot of reddit post about incredibly charismatic veteran Indian actor Shah Rukh Khan catching Nitanshi Goel (an upcoming Indian actress) before Nitanshi stumbles backwards down the steps on the way to being given an award by the aforementioned actor: reddit user 1, admiring: Yaar (friend, Hindi colloquialism) Shah Rukh is such a gentleman reddit user 2, cynical: Yeah he is and he makes sure that everyone knows he is gentleman [sic]. reddit user 3, hilarious: So what was his alternative? Let her fall so the fact that he's a gentleman remains a state secret?
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
asapanj.bsky.social
lead of a sitcom i grew up on (Keeping Up Appearances) just died. can't stop tearing up at this quote
October 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
asapanj.bsky.social
haven't opened the app in a few months, suddenly tim cook is going around saying i'm mama john
September 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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she herded me into bed like literal cattle, everyone say hi to my lil baby girl
August 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
asapanj.bsky.social
hell yeah dude me too
August 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
asapanj.bsky.social
never comment too early on a great tiktok. its been 2 weeks & using the app has become functionally unbearable
August 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
asapanj.bsky.social
got a notif that my 1-star review of my old apartment complex is still helping people so i decided to edit it & add more things i forgot. can you tell that place permanently scarred me or nah
screenshot that says "Another Greentree event that happened in my year of living there was when my bedroom closet ceiling started leaking at 8 PM one fine night. I called emergency maintenance who opened up the ceiling & installed an industrial dryer aimed at the closet. They refused to come the next day to fix it because "it needs to dry for 24 hours". Fine. What explains the eight days after that? My apartment smelled like mold and wet cardboard for NINE FULL DAYS. Finally, I threatened to break my lease; funnily enough, I had someone fixing the hole within 30 minutes with a paltry "oh I thought this was done already lol" from the leasing office. Deplorable, to say the least. I know this probably seems like a fine budget option, but in their eyes, the moment you sign that lease, you become another cockroach added to the many they already host. I didn't realize how heavy the mental load of living there was until I moved to a much better apartment complex & could let it all go. I am one person living alone; I can't imagine raising a child here. Save yourself."
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
asapanj.bsky.social
rly tapped into my desi heritage with this one @bamfalu.bsky.social
my friend josh winning an oscar with his sore loser bit after i DEFEAT him in carom, a game neither of us knew how to play & you can tell we never fully learned (red piece is still on the board which it shouldn't be at game end)
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM