god's lil guy
@asapanj.bsky.social
logon ka toh kaam hai kehna | she/her
ngl it is kinda nice to work for a corporation so big that false rumors (about the literal facility i work at) are floating around on reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ngl it is kinda nice to work for a corporation so big that false rumors (about the literal facility i work at) are floating around on reddit
s/o to the pakistani guy at my local walmart who refuses to check my receipt on the way out. mending decades' long conflict, one day at a time
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
s/o to the pakistani guy at my local walmart who refuses to check my receipt on the way out. mending decades' long conflict, one day at a time
genuinely think my cat knows when i am about to put her in her crate bc she can hear my heart beat a million times faster
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
genuinely think my cat knows when i am about to put her in her crate bc she can hear my heart beat a million times faster
rahul: i've been doing this plex thing lately--
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
rahul: i've been doing this plex thing lately--
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
me: oh yeah! i was checking your reddit profile the other day, saw you mention it
rahul: ,,, what the fuck
had the bads of bollywood finale spoiled for me going in but just watched it & oh my GOD. incredible, its so aware of how overly dramatic it is & the aesthetics are so beautiful
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
had the bads of bollywood finale spoiled for me going in but just watched it & oh my GOD. incredible, its so aware of how overly dramatic it is & the aesthetics are so beautiful
love that Netflix has invented the concept of reverse censorship with Bads of Bollywood. the English subtitles have swear words every other sentence when the spoken Hindi dialogue is clean, insane
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
love that Netflix has invented the concept of reverse censorship with Bads of Bollywood. the English subtitles have swear words every other sentence when the spoken Hindi dialogue is clean, insane
bruhhh the guy saying "say no to drugs" directly to the camera hard cut to "directed by Aryan Khan" hits soooo hard that's so insanely funny
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
bruhhh the guy saying "say no to drugs" directly to the camera hard cut to "directed by Aryan Khan" hits soooo hard that's so insanely funny
tiktok is now exclusively showing me british men pretending to avert bad historical events by flirting their way out. look
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
tiktok is now exclusively showing me british men pretending to avert bad historical events by flirting their way out. look
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one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death
did y'all know goodles is gal gadot's brand? first time i've seen a brand completely distance itself from its celeb founder to get more sales
October 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
did y'all know goodles is gal gadot's brand? first time i've seen a brand completely distance itself from its celeb founder to get more sales
bought an $80 icecream maker in a moment of whimsy
took 2 weeks coming to terms with the colossal error i made considering i'm famously 1) anti-sweets 2) lactose intolerant 3) frugal 4) minimalist
just processed the return. so much relief. need to do this more often
took 2 weeks coming to terms with the colossal error i made considering i'm famously 1) anti-sweets 2) lactose intolerant 3) frugal 4) minimalist
just processed the return. so much relief. need to do this more often
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
bought an $80 icecream maker in a moment of whimsy
took 2 weeks coming to terms with the colossal error i made considering i'm famously 1) anti-sweets 2) lactose intolerant 3) frugal 4) minimalist
just processed the return. so much relief. need to do this more often
took 2 weeks coming to terms with the colossal error i made considering i'm famously 1) anti-sweets 2) lactose intolerant 3) frugal 4) minimalist
just processed the return. so much relief. need to do this more often
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I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas
reading through my google reviews & i'm realizing how much i love to treat those as a writing exercise. why did i write "deplorable, to say the least" who did i think i was
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
reading through my google reviews & i'm realizing how much i love to treat those as a writing exercise. why did i write "deplorable, to say the least" who did i think i was
seinfeld if he had a cat and was hindu: my cat's more religious than i am. every time she comes near me, she's bending her head for aashirvad
October 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
seinfeld if he had a cat and was hindu: my cat's more religious than i am. every time she comes near me, she's bending her head for aashirvad
there are days i love being Indian. and there are days i LOVE being Indian
![screenshot of reddit post about incredibly charismatic veteran Indian actor Shah Rukh Khan catching Nitanshi Goel (an upcoming Indian actress) before Nitanshi stumbles backwards down the steps on the way to being given an award by the aforementioned actor:
reddit user 1, admiring: Yaar (friend, Hindi colloquialism) Shah Rukh is such a gentleman
reddit user 2, cynical: Yeah he is and he makes sure that everyone knows he is gentleman [sic].
reddit user 3, hilarious: So what was his alternative? Let her fall so the fact that he's a gentleman remains a state secret?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ckxfvt2wzft3peosw7fcesgm/bafkreihx4yniqzm67tupdbmgjpyltc2k3cngf4i3hfvydg4hblxggshfuq@jpeg)
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
there are days i love being Indian. and there are days i LOVE being Indian
amazon delivered my package to the neighbor across the hall so i figured the best way to handle it was to not knock on their door & take the package while quietly muttering "its my package" (to their door, nary a camera in sight)
October 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
amazon delivered my package to the neighbor across the hall so i figured the best way to handle it was to not knock on their door & take the package while quietly muttering "its my package" (to their door, nary a camera in sight)
lead of a sitcom i grew up on (Keeping Up Appearances) just died. can't stop tearing up at this quote
October 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
lead of a sitcom i grew up on (Keeping Up Appearances) just died. can't stop tearing up at this quote
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lol it’s this guy
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
lol it’s this guy
just took my lil cat's cone off after 2 weeks. she scratched her ears for 2 min straight, my god she was suffering
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
just took my lil cat's cone off after 2 weeks. she scratched her ears for 2 min straight, my god she was suffering
explain your username:
my name is anjali
big into a$ap ferg
a$ap anj
my name is anjali
big into a$ap ferg
a$ap anj
Explain your username:
Before I started publishing under my full name, I made my FB writing page "Jeniverse Writings" since there were other Jen Wangs. Jeniverse came from the fact that I do so many different projects that I'm a multiverse. Abr = abridged because of the limited word count.
Before I started publishing under my full name, I made my FB writing page "Jeniverse Writings" since there were other Jen Wangs. Jeniverse came from the fact that I do so many different projects that I'm a multiverse. Abr = abridged because of the limited word count.
Explain your username:
Kelsey ➡️ Kel
Melatonin help sleep
Kelatonin
Kelsey ➡️ Kel
Melatonin help sleep
Kelatonin
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
explain your username:
my name is anjali
big into a$ap ferg
a$ap anj
my name is anjali
big into a$ap ferg
a$ap anj
to everyone who suggested i use chatgpt to write the officiant speech for my best friend's wedding: thank god i don't listen to bad advice
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
to everyone who suggested i use chatgpt to write the officiant speech for my best friend's wedding: thank god i don't listen to bad advice
i can borrow awara paagal deewana (2002) from the library, oh it is so over for y'all
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i can borrow awara paagal deewana (2002) from the library, oh it is so over for y'all
cat is showing me an insane level of love 24 hrs post surgery & i'm convinced she thought i was abandoning her at the vet
my sweet baby i will die so you can eat my flesh
my sweet baby i will die so you can eat my flesh
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
cat is showing me an insane level of love 24 hrs post surgery & i'm convinced she thought i was abandoning her at the vet
my sweet baby i will die so you can eat my flesh
my sweet baby i will die so you can eat my flesh