Asa Haynes
@asahaynes.bsky.social
Playwright / Yale Drama Serise Shortlist 2023 / Theatre 503Five / Meme collector / Gamer
Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side
September 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side
Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???
August 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???
So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…
all jm seeing a legal battle between me and whatever film studio are making this
July 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
all jm seeing a legal battle between me and whatever film studio are making this
On my may to Cowboy Carter
June 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
On my may to Cowboy Carter
Last week Nintendo Switch 2
This week Beyoncé
Next week Beyoncé
Have I won June? I’ll let you be the judge of that
This week Beyoncé
Next week Beyoncé
Have I won June? I’ll let you be the judge of that
June 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Last week Nintendo Switch 2
This week Beyoncé
Next week Beyoncé
Have I won June? I’ll let you be the judge of that
This week Beyoncé
Next week Beyoncé
Have I won June? I’ll let you be the judge of that
A move called Tyrannical Hole? IN PRIDE MONTH? Welcome to the team babe 😌
June 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A move called Tyrannical Hole? IN PRIDE MONTH? Welcome to the team babe 😌
Immersive for Celestial Guardians ✅
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Immersive for Celestial Guardians ✅
I think she knows that I pre-ordered the Switch 2 😭😭
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think she knows that I pre-ordered the Switch 2 😭😭
Gale King: Have you been?
Me: To space?
Me: To space?
April 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Gale King: Have you been?
Me: To space?
Me: To space?
My shiny doggo is home 🥹
April 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My shiny doggo is home 🥹
White Lotus season 3 finale…
April 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
White Lotus season 3 finale…
yeah sure Lizzie we’ll be the judge of that
March 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
yeah sure Lizzie we’ll be the judge of that
Just finished Severance season 2 finale
March 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just finished Severance season 2 finale
God has blessed me today. Praise be to Arceus
March 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
God has blessed me today. Praise be to Arceus
Me when Zombieboy comes on
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me when Zombieboy comes on
Every other answer is incorrect besides this
March 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Every other answer is incorrect besides this
Literally pulling God on the lords day maybe the closest thing to religion I’ve experienced in years
March 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Literally pulling God on the lords day maybe the closest thing to religion I’ve experienced in years