Asa Haynes
@asahaynes.bsky.social
Playwright / Yale Drama Serise Shortlist 2023 / Theatre 503Five / Meme collector / Gamer
Alan trying to to laugh watching Palms get into the coffin is sending me #celebritytraitors
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Alan trying to to laugh watching Palms get into the coffin is sending me #celebritytraitors
Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side
September 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side
Me on after a Sunday roast
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net
August 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me on after a Sunday roast
Was watching Bring Her Back at 11am this morning a good idea? Maybe not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not
August 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Was watching Bring Her Back at 11am this morning a good idea? Maybe not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not
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Watching Together and Materialist was an unexpected double bill
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Watching Together and Materialist was an unexpected double bill
Wait…is new Florence + The Machine coming soon 👁️👄👁️
August 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Wait…is new Florence + The Machine coming soon 👁️👄👁️
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Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif.
They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses.
To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues:
Their blood is on your hands, too.
They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses.
To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues:
Their blood is on your hands, too.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif.
They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses.
To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues:
Their blood is on your hands, too.
They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses.
To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues:
Their blood is on your hands, too.
I don’t know why they are acting shocked over this news. We’ve all know that this was their plan for the start
Starmer calls Gaza City takeover plan wrong and urges Israel to reconsider
Starmer calls Gaza City takeover plan wrong and urges Israel to reconsider
UK prime minister says occupation approved by Benjamin Netanyahu’s war cabinet will only bring more bloodshed
www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I don’t know why they are acting shocked over this news. We’ve all know that this was their plan for the start
Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???
August 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???
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timeless hit! janet jackson’s ‘all for you’ still goes hard 24 years later
August 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
timeless hit! janet jackson’s ‘all for you’ still goes hard 24 years later
Nah she's a comedian at this point. She's no longer identifies Nigerian. Has been the MP for North West Essex for a year and now she's singing "THE ONLY WAY IS UP" 😭
🚨 NEW: Kemi Badenoch says she is “definitely an Essex girl”
August 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nah she's a comedian at this point. She's no longer identifies Nigerian. Has been the MP for North West Essex for a year and now she's singing "THE ONLY WAY IS UP" 😭
This is legendary
Jinkx Monsoon mocks J.K. Rowling’s transphobia in a recent interview with Ziwe
August 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This is legendary
PALASTININAS AREN’T A FUCKIN BARGAINING CHIP!!!! So what, Israel becomes .5% less genosidal and no recognition? SHAME
UK to recognise state of Palestine in September unless Israel holds to ceasefire
UK to recognise state of Palestine in September unless Israel holds to ceasefire
Cabinet agrees to support Middle East roadmap at emergency meeting
The UK will formally recognise the state of Palestine this September as a result of the “increasingly intolerable” situation on the ground in Gaza, unless Israel abides by a ceasefire and commits to a two-state solution for the Middle East.
Keir Starmer’s cabinet has agreed to support a roadmap for peace in the region after coming under intense domestic pressure over the mounting humanitarian crisis in the territory, and internal calls to follow France in acknowledging Palestinian statehood. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
PALASTININAS AREN’T A FUCKIN BARGAINING CHIP!!!! So what, Israel becomes .5% less genosidal and no recognition? SHAME
So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…
South Park > Columbia University
'South Park' officially releases NSFW PSA video mocking Donald Trump
July 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
South Park > Columbia University
I LOVE ART
July 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I LOVE ART
The hypocrisy of the west saying they are protecting women and children by demonising trans people, while they sit on their arses watching women and children starve to death in Gaza is just unfathomable
July 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The hypocrisy of the west saying they are protecting women and children by demonising trans people, while they sit on their arses watching women and children starve to death in Gaza is just unfathomable
Name a better theme song for a tv show, I dare you
July 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Name a better theme song for a tv show, I dare you
all jm seeing a legal battle between me and whatever film studio are making this
July 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
all jm seeing a legal battle between me and whatever film studio are making this
Am I on holiday watching Parks and Rec? Well yes
July 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Am I on holiday watching Parks and Rec? Well yes
This is don’t touch me weather
July 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This is don’t touch me weather
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Straight out of a Veep episode omg
AND MAKING FUN OF HOW HE TALKS TO HIS FACE! 🤣 HERE IS QUEEN MAXIMA MOCKING TRASH. LOL
June 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Straight out of a Veep episode omg