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asabfake.bsky.social
(not) Asa
@asabfake.bsky.social
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I may be a lot of things but being a cat dad is my main job. Cuffed by Billie <3

I am simply a PARODY account of Asa. Not the real deal.
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(not) Asa @asabfake.bsky.social · Nov 9
Fair warning most of my posts will be about my children. No I don't mean human children. I don't have any of those. I'm speaking of my beloved fluff balls Lyra and Atlas ❤️
asabfake.bsky.social
Happy birthday to my favorite person in the entire world. I adore you to pieces, my love. <3 @eilishonvinyl.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 10:52 PM
asabfake.bsky.social
My nieces and nephew are proper cute and I love them to bits. <3
sirspooksalot.bsky.social A.D.W. @sirspooksalot.bsky.social · Nov 20
Met some kittens last night and ended up adopting them.
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
my little orange 🍊
November 7, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
how mornings feel like when using bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
The purr-fect view!
Screenshot of a social post by '@weirdlilguys' that says: 'neighborhood watch' Attached is a photo of a cat looking through broken blinds in a window. Overlay text says, 'My cat messed up a single part of my window shades.. never realized why until just now'
October 31, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
pebble plays to win
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
I would watch ten hours of this
October 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
asabfake.bsky.social
I'm well chuffed to be able to be with my girlfriend on her tour but I'm missing my babies terribly. Here are some old photos of them that brought a smile to my face when I found them just now.
November 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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nocontextcats.bsky.social
November 7, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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catswithaura.bsky.social
August 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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catswithaura.bsky.social
August 19, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
I’m unwell
an orange cat and a long haired tabby sit on opposite ends of the back of a couch with both of their paws reaching out and touching. the tumblr caption says “LOOK AT THEM HOLD PAWS”
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
this would cure me
a tweet where someone said “therapist accidentally sent me her cat.” a screenshot of a text shows a big picture of a sleeping gray and white cat. the texts below it say “sounds good thursday 11/21 12 pm telehealth confirmed” then “um not sure how my cat got in there
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
the things he’s seen
a gray cat sits on a cat tree staring off into the distance. the back of his head is all wet and spiky. two tumblr comments are superimposed over the picture. the first says “our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened.” the second says “just fuck my shit up”
November 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
A cat is in a cage. The sign says “it has been 0 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason.
November 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
her dress 😭
November 14, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
tech support
November 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
everything is shared..
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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jumpcatt.bsky.social
car parking
November 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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catswithaura.bsky.social
August 20, 2023 at 8:57 PM