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A.D.W.
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If you're looking for the real Alex Wolff, you've clicked on the wrong profile, friend.

PARODY • 21+ • MDNI
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Alex Wolff⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ nov scorpio of '97
professional yapper dabbling
⠀⠀⠀⠀ in music and acting
⠀⠀ Theo's husband ❤️

⠀⠀⠀⠀• flrp • 21+ mdni •

• video made by mun •
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES
December 25, 2024 at 9:09 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN! You are one of my favorite people and probably the most genuine artist in the game right now. I love ya, man! Don't ever change! 🖤
@eilishonvinyl.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MY OLD ASS BROTHER @softkissinghour.bsky.social! He's lived three whole fucking decades now!
December 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Getting a little chilly here again. 25F
a man is covered in snow and the words `` feels great '' are written above him .
ALT: a man is covered in snow and the words `` feels great '' are written above him .
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December 13, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Reposted by A.D.W.
Adore Delano AKA Dani Noriega (Roleplay/Parody)

★ Trans drag rockstar, grunge hippie, nudity enthusiast, fucking Libra
★ Bisexual, polyamorous, vers, switch
★ Mature themes, NSFW, always IC, 21+

↻ + ♡?
November 22, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by A.D.W.
I tried a red hot chili pepper once, and I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day!
December 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
December 12, 2024 at 11:59 AM
MY GORGEOUS, TALENTED, ALL AROUND AMAZING WIFE!!
I love her so damn much 🥰❤️
December 12, 2024 at 11:56 AM
It is NEVER okay to threaten any woman with violence. There is NEVER an excuse. Fuck him for that fr
December 4, 2024 at 12:51 PM
The level of nausea that I feel to in this moment is much better than it felt this morning but it's still bad 😭
December 3, 2024 at 11:23 PM
🤢
December 3, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I had started working on the dump from the second half of us touring with Billie but couldn't finish at that moment and now I don't have the motivation to post it tonight. If I had been able to draft it, that would've been helpful but noooooo. No drafts here 😭
November 28, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀mrata
⠀⠀⠀aka Meagan (MJ) Ratajkowski.
⠀⠀⠀Nico's mom. Multi-hyphenate.
⠀⠀⠀Textbook Aries with no chill.

⠀⠀⠀She/her. Adv. lit, descriptive writer.
⠀⠀⠀21+ only. Strictly in character.

⠀⠀⠀mrata.carrd.co
November 23, 2024 at 7:09 PM
// Do you guys ever accidentally unlike a video post bc you meant to turn the sound back off? Bc I can't tell you how many times I've done that after watching intro videos. 😭
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I need to know where to purchase those shoes. Please and thank you.
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November 26, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Just realized I never posted a dump from the second half of us touring with @eilishonvinyl.bsky.social 😅
November 25, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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ITS REALLY GOOD TO HEAR UR VOICE SAYIN MY NAME IT SOUNDS SO SWEET COMIN FROM THE LIPS OF AN ANGEL HEARIN THOSE WORDS IT MAKES ME WEAK‼️🗣️
November 25, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Spent the whole day resetting with my boys. Life doesn't get much better than this. 💛 @sirspooksalot.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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Need some of y'all to specify in your account if you're 21+. If it's not on there I will not follow back. Same for accounts that are not parody, I will only be in character here. And parody: fake life accounts only.
November 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I used to refuse to call it X bc I missed Twitter too much but it is so far from what Twitter used to be. That place is NOT Twitter. That place is X and it's a fucking shit hole.
November 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM