Alex
@as-hand.bsky.social
25 | water sommelier | He/Him | 📍The Midwest
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DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!
I’m being so real we need to start taking peoples licenses and crushing their cars in front of them
July 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m being so real we need to start taking peoples licenses and crushing their cars in front of them
I’m not a sl*t I just love love
May 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m not a sl*t I just love love
Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie
May 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie
Will be returning to The Emerald Isle
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Will be returning to The Emerald Isle
Not the city sending someone to check my apartment bc my water usage patterns are so different depending on the day 😭😭😭
May 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Not the city sending someone to check my apartment bc my water usage patterns are so different depending on the day 😭😭😭
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Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm.
This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.
This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.
March 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm.
This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.
This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.
Walking on a patch of ice against the wind and going nowhere. Looney tunes physics are in effect
March 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Walking on a patch of ice against the wind and going nowhere. Looney tunes physics are in effect
Taking a week and a half off and cramming two vacations into that time is not at all stressful
February 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Taking a week and a half off and cramming two vacations into that time is not at all stressful
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The Canadian Rockies are home to some of this planet's most spectacular mountain scenery. Radiating clouds reflect the last light of day onto beautiful turquoise Peyto Lake & surrounding mountains. True to its name, the mountains of the Endless Chain end at the edge of the world. #photography
February 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Canadian Rockies are home to some of this planet's most spectacular mountain scenery. Radiating clouds reflect the last light of day onto beautiful turquoise Peyto Lake & surrounding mountains. True to its name, the mountains of the Endless Chain end at the edge of the world. #photography
Haircut booked for this week!
February 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Haircut booked for this week!
Mario party is ruining my relationship
January 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Mario party is ruining my relationship
A trip to Vegas is Mormon Rumspringa
January 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A trip to Vegas is Mormon Rumspringa
So there’s this restaurant in the east village
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So there’s this restaurant in the east village
Watching the sunrise from 35k ft while ribs plays…. Yeah
January 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Watching the sunrise from 35k ft while ribs plays…. Yeah
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costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy
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January 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy
me:
me:
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no one talks about the Norwegian butter crisis enough
December 27, 2024 at 11:16 AM
no one talks about the Norwegian butter crisis enough
New York’s hottest club is Wawa on Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
New York’s hottest club is Wawa on Christmas
Took the most gorgeous photos at Banff today but left my camera in the rental car and they haven’t gotten back to me yet 😭😭😭
December 5, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Took the most gorgeous photos at Banff today but left my camera in the rental car and they haven’t gotten back to me yet 😭😭😭
