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oatjoat
@arussell.bsky.social
Photoplasty Queen at Cracked.com, articles at PopLurker.com and ComicBookMovie.com. Will worsen your content pro bono.
Snek likes the fireplace.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My kid and her friend are going as Brokeback Mountain this year.
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me waking up and realizing all the shit I put off at work last week but then remembering it’s #BIGFEETS Monday @1900hotdog.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Little man let out a big yawn and passed out on my arm.
October 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Can you imagine how stinky his suit is by the end of the movie.
October 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My new washing machine sounds like robots fucking.
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I want trouble.
September 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I know my stuff. I'm something else.
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They muppetfied my boys!
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Uhhhhh
August 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Funny Bad Graphic Design: Shrinkage
August 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I know my account is devolving into a Robocop shoots everyone in the dick, but I'm hella excited about getting the sequel in 3 years when it goes on sale for $10.
August 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Never thought I'd have to shoot myself in the dick.
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This cyborg is a menace to all wangs.
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My kid is pretending to be a divorce lawyer to their two friends at IKEA
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Robocop is still shooting everyone in the dick.
June 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I used to be a graphic designer so off-putting merch layouts are an interest of mine. This one tells me there’s a crime about to happen on that mattress.
June 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you’re like me, then you like responding to wrong numbers 8 months later
May 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I did not know there was a The Thing and Star Wars crossover. Since this monstrosity is in mid-transformation we'll never know which Jedi was absorbed.
April 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Game Director: Can we make him Pedro Pascal-y just in case?

Game Designer: Sure.
April 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Finally built my escape rocket in Subnautica
April 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We did our part.
April 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Only people who play Subnautica will understand
April 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM