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Photoplasty Queen at Cracked.com, articles at PopLurker.com and ComicBookMovie.com. Will worsen your content pro bono.
Snek likes the fireplace.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Snek likes the fireplace.
When we all get flying cars, songs about driving are gonna seem so dated. Like rapping about VCRs or some shit.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When we all get flying cars, songs about driving are gonna seem so dated. Like rapping about VCRs or some shit.
My kid and her friend are going as Brokeback Mountain this year.
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My kid and her friend are going as Brokeback Mountain this year.
Where do you want me to send it to? Space?
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October 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Where do you want me to send it to? Space?
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Me waking up and realizing all the shit I put off at work last week but then remembering it’s #BIGFEETS Monday @1900hotdog.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me waking up and realizing all the shit I put off at work last week but then remembering it’s #BIGFEETS Monday @1900hotdog.bsky.social
Little man let out a big yawn and passed out on my arm.
October 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Little man let out a big yawn and passed out on my arm.
Every day is a new spider needing rescued out of the shower.
October 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every day is a new spider needing rescued out of the shower.
Can you imagine how stinky his suit is by the end of the movie.
October 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Can you imagine how stinky his suit is by the end of the movie.
Bernard must be stopped @iwriteok.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Bernard must be stopped @iwriteok.bsky.social
My new washing machine sounds like robots fucking.
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My new washing machine sounds like robots fucking.
Legally changing my name to Spam Risk so no one ever accepts my calls.
September 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Legally changing my name to Spam Risk so no one ever accepts my calls.
I know my stuff. I'm something else.
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I know my stuff. I'm something else.
They muppetfied my boys!
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They muppetfied my boys!
Funny Bad Graphic Design: Shrinkage
August 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Funny Bad Graphic Design: Shrinkage
I know my account is devolving into a Robocop shoots everyone in the dick, but I'm hella excited about getting the sequel in 3 years when it goes on sale for $10.
August 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know my account is devolving into a Robocop shoots everyone in the dick, but I'm hella excited about getting the sequel in 3 years when it goes on sale for $10.
Remember, when you kill a mosquito you’re killing a single mother.
July 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Remember, when you kill a mosquito you’re killing a single mother.
Never thought I'd have to shoot myself in the dick.
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Never thought I'd have to shoot myself in the dick.
This cyborg is a menace to all wangs.
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This cyborg is a menace to all wangs.
My kid is pretending to be a divorce lawyer to their two friends at IKEA
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My kid is pretending to be a divorce lawyer to their two friends at IKEA
Robocop is still shooting everyone in the dick.
June 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Robocop is still shooting everyone in the dick.
The gift of father's day is wearing sweatpants all day.
June 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The gift of father's day is wearing sweatpants all day.
Today's the day.
June 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Today's the day.
I used to be a graphic designer so off-putting merch layouts are an interest of mine. This one tells me there’s a crime about to happen on that mattress.
June 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I used to be a graphic designer so off-putting merch layouts are an interest of mine. This one tells me there’s a crime about to happen on that mattress.