I really just want to play golf all day. Someone plz sponsor me!!

I will not stand for the Pornhubification of bluesky!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOM COME SAVE ME IM SCARED

Victoria British Columbia, I am going to do some crazy things to you

Yes guy is me

Yes you should buy a suit to wear during interviews

It’s like all the good parts of the twitter UI with none of the shitty parts. Great job at making a UI better the right way (by subtracting rather than adding)

Fake news! It appears you are touching flowers not grass

Yeah just don’t pay them and if the IRS shows up at your door just don’t open it

Hi! I am a reformed tech sales boi and now I am a commodities slinging brethren. Looking forward to more based interactions on this application