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arty.bsky.social
@arty.bsky.social
Bluesky accelerationist (b/acc)
Working a labor job in between school and internships, being a degenerate and ripping cigs all day is the peak male condition. Anyone that says otherwise is wrong
May 5, 2023 at 10:29 PM
I didn’t realize becoming an “adult” entailed waking up at 6 to get a lift in and get organized before work. This sucks. I didn’t sign up for this!
May 5, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Why do people keep following me. I rarely post and none of my posts get any interaction yet I’m steadily gaining 2-5 followers a day. Genuinely curious
May 2, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I am having the worst day of my life right now (I have a sore throat and an upset tummy)
May 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Met a girl at the driving range today.

Told her “nice swing”

“Do you mean that?”

“No it’s actually really bad if I’m gonna be honest”

We’re now going for drinks and golf next weekend. How did that work??
April 30, 2023 at 9:43 PM
BLUESKY!
April 30, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Fuck why are people putting their occupations in their bio. I thought we decided against this. Come on guys. Please no Linkedin3.0
April 28, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Just walked by the tax workers who are striking in Canada. They asked me if I supported the cause and if I would sign their petition. I told them I’m supporting them by not paying tax this year and they didn’t seem happy. What gives
April 21, 2023 at 10:41 PM
I’m going to visit friends in a small Canadian city this weekend and that means I can get diabolically drunk at the bar with absolutely no repercussions. It’s gonna be a great weekend guys
April 21, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Post a photo of what you were doing on April 21st, 2022. I was camping at my favourite camping spot. I was out of cell service and when I returned, I learned that Beanstalk Protocol had been attacked and I lost my entire crypto bag. All in all, great weekend
April 21, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Just sold a bike that I used to ride 1200 miles on a cross Canada trip. Wasn’t expecting it but was oddly emotional giving that thing up. Feels like I’m losing a part of myself after the bonds forged between man and machine on that painful but amazing trip
April 19, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Guy who builds a local app that prevents him from drunk texting his ex by way of requiring a 12 word passphrase
April 19, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Throwback to the first business I started in grade 10. iirc we had sold $900 worth of these and to win the case comp we needed to sell 2k so I forced my mom to loan me $1100 and bought them all and gave them out at school. Being overly competitive in high school was the dumbest thing ever
April 15, 2023 at 4:24 PM
I just shot an 83 and I really want to quit golf and also I would appreciate it if someone could swing a club into my kneecaps
April 13, 2023 at 1:31 AM
It’s a beautiful day in Vancouver. I guess I’ll skip class and play 36 holes. Gosh I am going to miss university so much
April 12, 2023 at 3:56 PM
If your bio on here says “founder at x” or “formerly at y”. I’m not following you back. Even if you’re elon musk. I will not participate in the Linkedinification of bluesky. #StandStrong
April 12, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Woke up at 5 to lift today. Told myself I was gonna start doing this every day. Now it’s 630, I’m sleepy and I’m going back to bed. The sigma grindset just isn’t for me
April 12, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Just had an orgasmic session at the range. Every drive pure. Every wedge pure. Stingers floating 190 on a line. This is what it feels like to be the second coming of tiger woods.
April 12, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Please share something beautiful for the timeline. Here’s my contribution
April 12, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I always thought the degeneracy of commodities trading was overblown but after 6 hours on a lumber trading floor today, idk what to say. I got called at least 3 slurs and I don’t even work there yet. I think this is the perfect place for me
April 11, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Deactivating twitter for a week to go all in on bluesky and see how it compares. The last time I did something like this was selling all my ETH to buy into beanstalk protocol and I ended up losing all that money to the hack, so let’s hope this works better ok
April 11, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Alright thanks for the effort everyone. Next Saturday I will be live posting my efforts to take down 24 diet cokes in a single day. Excited
I’m gonna drink 1 Diet Coke for every follower I receive here before 9pm Monday night. I will bluesky the whole experience.
April 11, 2023 at 2:54 AM
It’s so over for me I’m gonna have to move to Argentina and start fresh aren’t I
April 11, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Reposted
if daniel doesn't poast hog i'm unfollowing him here rn.

repost this protest sign if you agree and will follow through.

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/ daniel! /
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April 10, 2023 at 9:57 PM
There’s an Easter egg hunt at my grandpas care home today. I’m extremely competitive in every aspect of life. Do I unleash my competitive spirit and absolutely dominate the hunt?
April 10, 2023 at 8:00 PM