Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷
@arturotron.bsky.social
A man of great mirths and greater melancholies.
Bartender.
Former US Marine/Vet
Puerto Rican Nationalist
Unapologetic Nerd
I carry a 20 sided die everywhere I go.
Gourmand
Cooking is my love language
Ok, now I'm full. Where's the digestive?
Bartender.
Former US Marine/Vet
Puerto Rican Nationalist
Unapologetic Nerd
I carry a 20 sided die everywhere I go.
Gourmand
Cooking is my love language
Ok, now I'm full. Where's the digestive?
New kicks new pocket square.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
New kicks new pocket square.
@alyssamerc.bsky.social No less than three drinks
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@alyssamerc.bsky.social No less than three drinks
Latest fits for the new gig. The green suit matches the color scheme of the restaurant interior, while the Burgundy suit matches our host team.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Latest fits for the new gig. The green suit matches the color scheme of the restaurant interior, while the Burgundy suit matches our host team.
Get in loser, we got a restaurant to open.
September 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Get in loser, we got a restaurant to open.
They said to dress business casual and I responded with I'm in Miami
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They said to dress business casual and I responded with I'm in Miami
About last night.
July 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
About last night.
Have you ever seen someone roll a natural 20 in the kitchen?
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Have you ever seen someone roll a natural 20 in the kitchen?
A little Thai salad and Vietnamese soup.
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A little Thai salad and Vietnamese soup.
I made onion rings!
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I made onion rings!
Done did a thing!
July 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Done did a thing!
The food from last night. Chef Chris killed it with is French/Puerto Rican fusion. I called it Bori'quoi. 😁
July 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The food from last night. Chef Chris killed it with is French/Puerto Rican fusion. I called it Bori'quoi. 😁
My station is ready. @ComidaKC.
June 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My station is ready. @ComidaKC.
Dinner! Churrascos with chimichurri, creste di gallo in a Marsala mushroom sauce, and a tomato avocado salad with feta cheese and basil. 😬
June 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Dinner! Churrascos with chimichurri, creste di gallo in a Marsala mushroom sauce, and a tomato avocado salad with feta cheese and basil. 😬
Y'all realize how bad this is right? It's effectively an assault and attempted takeover of the Judiciary by the Executive Branch. Like, really huge warning sign.
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Y'all realize how bad this is right? It's effectively an assault and attempted takeover of the Judiciary by the Executive Branch. Like, really huge warning sign.
Another anniversary with my gal and another year of nailing dinner.
May 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Another anniversary with my gal and another year of nailing dinner.
Forgot to post my Sunday smash burger courtesy of the kids dad! It was great. Tonight, we grill fresh veggies and rib eyes. 😬
May 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Forgot to post my Sunday smash burger courtesy of the kids dad! It was great. Tonight, we grill fresh veggies and rib eyes. 😬
I'm not saying Star Wars Theory is a Fed, but the signs are there.
May 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm not saying Star Wars Theory is a Fed, but the signs are there.
I don't know how but I forgot to post the actual picture. 🤦
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don't know how but I forgot to post the actual picture. 🤦
A grown man that doesn't know how to cook is goddamn pathetic.
Paella for scale.
Paella for scale.
May 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A grown man that doesn't know how to cook is goddamn pathetic.
Paella for scale.
Paella for scale.
Across the street from my apartment. Masked black shirts chanting they were reclaiming the country. This is the white nationalist neo Nazi organization Patriot Front.
May 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Across the street from my apartment. Masked black shirts chanting they were reclaiming the country. This is the white nationalist neo Nazi organization Patriot Front.