Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷
arturotron.bsky.social
Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷
@arturotron.bsky.social
A man of great mirths and greater melancholies.
Bartender.
Former US Marine/Vet
Puerto Rican Nationalist
Unapologetic Nerd
I carry a 20 sided die everywhere I go.
Gourmand
Cooking is my love language
Ok, now I'm full. Where's the digestive?
New kicks new pocket square.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I wanna Arc your Raid all night long.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@alyssamerc.bsky.social No less than three drinks
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Y'all. I have to admit something. I Raided some Arcs last night and I liked it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Good to know that all the rules binding our society were just like a pinky promise.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Latest fits for the new gig. The green suit matches the color scheme of the restaurant interior, while the Burgundy suit matches our host team.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Our grand opening is today. Wish me luck.
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@gameovergreggy.bsky.social if you are ever in Kansas City Missouri(not Kansas) I have a seat at my bar for you. Pretty sure you will be ordering the Alchemy off our cocktail menu

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Does Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's New K.C. Restaurant Live Up to the Hype? (Spoiler Alert: Yes, It Does)
Chiefs superstar players Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's highly anticipated new restaurant, 1587 Prime, opens to the public on Sept. 17
people.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Get in loser, we got a restaurant to open.
September 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Not gonna lie fam, this new job is pretty dope.
August 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
American Airlines has really been fucking me today. At least they could wine and dine me first.
August 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
They said to dress business casual and I responded with I'm in Miami
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Can't sleep. Too much excitement I guess. Early flight this morning. Guess I'll sleep on the plane. 🤷
August 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
New job just pushed my start date up by a week and sending me to Miami for training. Everything's coming up Arturo!
August 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
About last night.
July 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Space! (Warbling sound)
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Coriolis: The Great Dark Actual Play Quickstart Session 01
YouTube video by Upturned Table
youtube.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I got the job off I was hoping for. Throughout the interview process I went in thinking I had no shot to being confident that I was the top pick. Big news coming soon!
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Have you ever seen someone roll a natural 20 in the kitchen?
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you are wondering how "woke" Superman is in the comics, he has a kid together with Lex Luthor and a bisexual son with Lois Lane. Very modern family.
July 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A little Thai salad and Vietnamese soup.
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There is a scene early in the second act of Sinners that is a visual and auditory representation of the power of black culture and holy shit it is as powerful as its beautiful.

That wasn't a horror film, it was allegory.
July 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Done did a thing!
July 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The food from last night. Chef Chris killed it with is French/Puerto Rican fusion. I called it Bori'quoi. 😁
July 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tonight!
June 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM