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Art Pachinko
@artpachinko.bsky.social
Founder & CEO, Pachinko Intellectual Properties LLC.

Unfucking the bullshit stories of idiot assholes since forever.

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I can’t fix the damages, but I am glad to have tried.
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Eventually the lure of a clam bake drew him away from the castle, and the lure of running along the jetty called me away.

When it was time to return my mother to East Matunuck State Beach, Eric joined to help say goodbye.
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
“I can fix the damages” he kept repeating under his breath. A mantra that I echoed. “I can fix the damages” we said together. Separately. I can fix the damages.
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I build a seawall out of sand, and as the waves came in to return the structure to a flat surface, Eric would come by with wet sand to cement it all back together.
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Is that the dream though? To be the full size candy bar and weed gummy house?
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
All day every day.
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I also have child sized feet and all my sneakers are SO much cuter *and* cheaper.
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh Comely - Neutral Milk Hotel

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Oh Comely
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September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh my way to scratch that chin.
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cats and selfies with cats, plz and thank you.
September 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“I just got a banana!”

Fuck yeah you did, Smol. Fuck yeah you did.
August 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
There's a lot of "do I reinstate your GSR with the understanding it might get pulled tomorrow" and this is no way to live.
August 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM