Apparently, so is the Flying Spaghetti Monster version of "The Creation of Adam"...

It's still my belief they picked JD to normalize somebody with a beard so Jr. would be palatable afterward.

While Trump obviously hates Obama, he's had a grudge against the Bush Dynasty ever since he asked to be on H.W.'s ticket and got the response, "Who the hell's Donald Trump?"

Trump himself said the other day, "Well, I guess JD would be the heir apparent to MAGA."

"Nothing we can do to prevent this," says only country where this still regularly happens. (The Onion.)

Works for RoboCop, too.

"Haz sum?"
"Smell it ... ... LIKE FOOD???"

I mean...yeah. The same wealth greases the wheels of both parties, and then both parties make as much theatre as possible about having only one option if you hate the one in charge.

Reminds me that our only "Era of Good Feelings" is named for the only time without parties. Scrap them all.

I accepted.
I flew.
"He died."

Simply the best advice. Also the mantra ("Just write!") of the parody writing subreddit (r/writingcirclejerk). I suppose: In comoedia, veritas.

Seems easier to hack the software of an electronic voting machine, to activate at a specific date/time and flip the opposing party's votes after they cross a certain threshold. Bonus ease if your side has "eccentric" billionaire tech bros "inspect" the machines. No paper trail. #ElectionRigging101

Stubborn calf.
Once nudged.
Forever cold.

I see what you did there....

Great tip. Granted, I sometimes procrastinate more with this one, so I'll go for a run and start a new writing session when I get back, instead of letting life catch up throughout the day.