My reps and Senators make me proud to be a Marylander. (And we also have the best state flag.)

Just donated!

Reminds me so much of the Truman Show

Great advice from the King.

Maybe we need more witchcraft.

He’s doing everything he can to try and instill chaos. He knows how much this city hates him.

Why does everyone keep saying this? Maybe I should listen, and watch.

Relatedly, I was just telling a friend that I wish I could register my number as “Scam” so that people don’t pick up when I call them.

Dallas is Pinterest.

I want them to survive, but I need other industries to join and engage. The entire travel industry is missing.

Robbing from their grandchildren.

Ooooh, thanks for the tip.

@theonion.com is going to have fun with this.

Really? Tell us more.

Happy to say I’m one of your subscribers! It’s the best money we’ve spent! I was talking to somebody about the fact that The Onion is a place I’m happy I invested (during a time when I’ve otherwise been tightening my spending). Thanks for the work you guys are doing. Comic relief at its finest!

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