Flames on the side of my face.
@artificialmcb.bsky.social
Middle aged childless recluse.
Thing about Pete was that enough people yelled at him enough of the time that he more or less did a cromulent job within the constraints of his own ideological frame work.
Didn’t do a damn thing about air traffic controllers though.
Didn’t do a damn thing about air traffic controllers though.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thing about Pete was that enough people yelled at him enough of the time that he more or less did a cromulent job within the constraints of his own ideological frame work.
Didn’t do a damn thing about air traffic controllers though.
Didn’t do a damn thing about air traffic controllers though.
Having extended social networks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Having extended social networks.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Did a bottle rocket go up his nose as an adolescent completely fucking up his sense of taste & smell?
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Did a bottle rocket go up his nose as an adolescent completely fucking up his sense of taste & smell?
I bet my dad’s watched this & nearly thrown the tv out the window.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I bet my dad’s watched this & nearly thrown the tv out the window.
…….so this man is insane?
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
…….so this man is insane?
I’d normally agree with you but my husband makes Max Miller’s pecan pie & it slaps.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’d normally agree with you but my husband makes Max Miller’s pecan pie & it slaps.
I’ve had apartments smaller than that sink (laudatory)
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ve had apartments smaller than that sink (laudatory)
I learned this from a friend who was a folklorist who was telling me about a panel about cryptids she went to where 3/4 of the speakers were talking about the role of urban legends on a new generation of cryptid enthusiasts & the last guy was like “look at my chupacabra footage.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I learned this from a friend who was a folklorist who was telling me about a panel about cryptids she went to where 3/4 of the speakers were talking about the role of urban legends on a new generation of cryptid enthusiasts & the last guy was like “look at my chupacabra footage.”
The fun thing about the chupacabra is that new sightings absolutely start happening new Mexican & Central American immigrants settle in numbers in a new region. Chupacabra in Tennessee? Why the hell not!
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The fun thing about the chupacabra is that new sightings absolutely start happening new Mexican & Central American immigrants settle in numbers in a new region. Chupacabra in Tennessee? Why the hell not!
Honestly glad I found a little job doing something niche well outside of the blast radius of this.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Honestly glad I found a little job doing something niche well outside of the blast radius of this.
Pecan cobbler? What the fuck?
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pecan cobbler? What the fuck?
Just because you’ve never been able to hit on a dominatrix & make a room full of people laugh doesn’t mean a guy who can is a sex pest. Like come the HELL on.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just because you’ve never been able to hit on a dominatrix & make a room full of people laugh doesn’t mean a guy who can is a sex pest. Like come the HELL on.
Do people not think that there’s such a thing as consensual flirting?? That a handsome straight guy can’t continue sexual innuendo with a woman who showed up to a TV show SPECIFICALLY TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE WAS A DOMINATRIX?
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Do people not think that there’s such a thing as consensual flirting?? That a handsome straight guy can’t continue sexual innuendo with a woman who showed up to a TV show SPECIFICALLY TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE WAS A DOMINATRIX?
Ify wasn’t even the one that set the tone of that episode. Jacquis lead off with how chronically horny he is, the first comic started off with how fucking poly the whole room looked, then we find out that woman was a Dominatrix—his reaction was the logical move.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ify wasn’t even the one that set the tone of that episode. Jacquis lead off with how chronically horny he is, the first comic started off with how fucking poly the whole room looked, then we find out that woman was a Dominatrix—his reaction was the logical move.
Exactly how many bottles of Dom Perignon do you think the average American family has on their thanksgiving table Ken??
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Exactly how many bottles of Dom Perignon do you think the average American family has on their thanksgiving table Ken??
A 6-8 person whole catered thanksgiving from Whole Foods is $99.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A 6-8 person whole catered thanksgiving from Whole Foods is $99.
Oh my god nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh my god nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Do I dare ask how old this man is?
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Do I dare ask how old this man is?
I’m going on a cruise this weekend & I’m praying for this kind of luck. That would certainly take care of our bar tab!
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m going on a cruise this weekend & I’m praying for this kind of luck. That would certainly take care of our bar tab!
This would 1000000000% be my husband. All he wants to do is drink weird cocktails & play craps. “I see tits every night fellas, I’m only on a casino floor once every 2 years.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This would 1000000000% be my husband. All he wants to do is drink weird cocktails & play craps. “I see tits every night fellas, I’m only on a casino floor once every 2 years.”
I’m not even going to pretend that I’m more clever than a particularly smart bear. I would absolutely become frustrated with a complicated trashcan to my own humiliation.
In fact, I’m certain have at some point.
In fact, I’m certain have at some point.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m not even going to pretend that I’m more clever than a particularly smart bear. I would absolutely become frustrated with a complicated trashcan to my own humiliation.
In fact, I’m certain have at some point.
In fact, I’m certain have at some point.
The only good thing about fascism is that it’s making being a good, thoughtful person seem extremely cool & countercultural.
Clark Kent’s impact 💅🏾
Clark Kent’s impact 💅🏾
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The only good thing about fascism is that it’s making being a good, thoughtful person seem extremely cool & countercultural.
Clark Kent’s impact 💅🏾
Clark Kent’s impact 💅🏾