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artificialmcb.bsky.social
Flames on the side of my face.
@artificialmcb.bsky.social
Middle aged childless recluse.
Herb roast chicken with mushrooms & potatoes in a garlic sherry sauce followed by irish cream chocolate bread pudding.
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Snow update: there’s enough on the ground to cover 2/3rds of a bottle of champagne.
January 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Hey folks: if you’re wondering what you can do from afar to be in solidarity with Mainers who are bracing for impact, please donate to the Maine Solidarity Fund. It helps our immigrant and trans neighbors who are under attack with legal, medical, & housing needs.
Maine Solidarity Fund
www.mainesolidarity.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Flames on the side of my face.
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Any chili can be Cincinnati chili if you’re brave enough (willing to eat it over spaghetti).
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Absolute Cinema.
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM