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everyone has uno, dipshit; it came free with your fucking x box
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· Jan 1
As we enter the new year, I'd just like to say it's still and will forever be fuck Isreal and free Palestine 😊🫶
HEARTBREAKING: Local Man Threatens to Start Podcast
June 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
HEARTBREAKING: Local Man Threatens to Start Podcast
requesting 4 days off from work bc a bug flew in my face and directly. touched my Eye ball
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
requesting 4 days off from work bc a bug flew in my face and directly. touched my Eye ball
being sober is the real high
April 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
being sober is the real high
I just shared half a steak with my dog and she immediately walked away to lay down....I am worthless
April 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I just shared half a steak with my dog and she immediately walked away to lay down....I am worthless
if a parking lot has any more cars than this, I tell everyone parking was terrible and I couldn't find a space
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
if a parking lot has any more cars than this, I tell everyone parking was terrible and I couldn't find a space
if you ever feel like you can't relate to a middle aged dad at any point, bring up Val Kilmer as doc holliday, you will have at least 3 hours of uninterrupted conversation
April 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if you ever feel like you can't relate to a middle aged dad at any point, bring up Val Kilmer as doc holliday, you will have at least 3 hours of uninterrupted conversation
don't let the fact that I'm wrong and spreading disinformation distract you from my message
March 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
don't let the fact that I'm wrong and spreading disinformation distract you from my message
has the "it's bad for you" crowd considered that it feels good?
March 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
has the "it's bad for you" crowd considered that it feels good?
I would die for ms rachel. like whether you do or don't have children, she's a net positive for society.
March 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I would die for ms rachel. like whether you do or don't have children, she's a net positive for society.
me trying to explode jk rowling with my mind
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
me trying to explode jk rowling with my mind
I've never seen sons of anarchy but I want her so bad
March 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I've never seen sons of anarchy but I want her so bad
anyone who likes milk duds might as well chew on rubber cement
March 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
anyone who likes milk duds might as well chew on rubber cement
I didn't know the "great" in "make america great again" meant the great depression: part 2
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I didn't know the "great" in "make america great again" meant the great depression: part 2
can't use twitter bc it feels like standing in a room full of nazis and maybe 2 comedians, can't use bluesky bc it feels like standing in an empty apartment with one of my coworkers, can't put my phone down bc I'm addicted to images and blue light
February 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
can't use twitter bc it feels like standing in a room full of nazis and maybe 2 comedians, can't use bluesky bc it feels like standing in an empty apartment with one of my coworkers, can't put my phone down bc I'm addicted to images and blue light
cw: abuse // the three stooges are soooo toxic. why are they talking to each other like that and physically abusing each other? I would not let Moe treat Curly like that if I was there
February 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
cw: abuse // the three stooges are soooo toxic. why are they talking to each other like that and physically abusing each other? I would not let Moe treat Curly like that if I was there
Lil Kim, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney Spears, Julia Roberts, FKA Twigs, Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Jackson, Megan thee Stallion I'm so sorry for what men have said and done, I will avenge you queens
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Lil Kim, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney Spears, Julia Roberts, FKA Twigs, Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Jackson, Megan thee Stallion I'm so sorry for what men have said and done, I will avenge you queens
"boring halftime show"
"worst halftime show ever"
"no one even knows these songs"
"worst halftime show ever"
"no one even knows these songs"
February 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"boring halftime show"
"worst halftime show ever"
"no one even knows these songs"
"worst halftime show ever"
"no one even knows these songs"
Goated super bowl halftime show, especially what they didn't broadcast
February 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Goated super bowl halftime show, especially what they didn't broadcast
Top 5 rappers:
Kendrick Lamar
K Dot
Kung Fu Kenny
Kendrick Duckworth
King Kendrick
Kendrick Lamar
K Dot
Kung Fu Kenny
Kendrick Duckworth
King Kendrick
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Top 5 rappers:
Kendrick Lamar
K Dot
Kung Fu Kenny
Kendrick Duckworth
King Kendrick
Kendrick Lamar
K Dot
Kung Fu Kenny
Kendrick Duckworth
King Kendrick
mountain lions are so prettyyy I hope to be mauled by one someday 🥰
February 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
mountain lions are so prettyyy I hope to be mauled by one someday 🥰
if nothing else, his resilience astounds me bc if I was Drake I would've killed myself atp
February 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
if nothing else, his resilience astounds me bc if I was Drake I would've killed myself atp
such a shame Bush and Dick is a duo name wasted on the 43rd president and vice president
February 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
such a shame Bush and Dick is a duo name wasted on the 43rd president and vice president
my friends are called my dawgs bc I love them unconditionally and feed them peanut butter on special occasions
February 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
my friends are called my dawgs bc I love them unconditionally and feed them peanut butter on special occasions
so I learned from history but I'm still doomed to repeat it just bc a handful of people in charge want to ignore it?? this is fucked
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
so I learned from history but I'm still doomed to repeat it just bc a handful of people in charge want to ignore it?? this is fucked