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everyone has uno, dipshit; it came free with your fucking x box
HEARTBREAKING: Local Man Threatens to Start Podcast
June 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
guilty on all counts
May 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
being sober is the real high
April 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
if a parking lot has any more cars than this, I tell everyone parking was terrible and I couldn't find a space
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
me trying to explode jk rowling with my mind
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I've never seen sons of anarchy but I want her so bad
March 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
can't use twitter bc it feels like standing in a room full of nazis and maybe 2 comedians, can't use bluesky bc it feels like standing in an empty apartment with one of my coworkers, can't put my phone down bc I'm addicted to images and blue light
February 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Lil Kim, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney Spears, Julia Roberts, FKA Twigs, Rosie O'Donnell, Janet Jackson, Megan thee Stallion I'm so sorry for what men have said and done, I will avenge you queens
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"boring halftime show"
"worst halftime show ever"
"no one even knows these songs"
February 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Goated super bowl halftime show, especially what they didn't broadcast
February 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mountain lions are so prettyyy I hope to be mauled by one someday 🥰
February 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I NEED this fetanyl necklace from this anti-drug ad so so bad
January 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
January 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl
January 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sigh...maybe I'll be born a poison dart frog in the next lifetime...
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nevermind.
January 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
they really banned tiktok...
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
yea
January 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
January 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Biden Wanders Into Flames. btw.
January 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
STOP TRYING TO COMPARE MOO DENG AND POPPY! Two queens can coexist. They would be. Friends. -_-
January 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ever since I was a little girl, I've always wanted to live in a beaver den
January 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wont u
January 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Perry the donkey who was the model for Donkey in Shrek passed away, 2025 is already off to a shit start, why am I even around anymore jfc </3
January 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM