I’ve thought more about this and how your parents respond is a microcosm for their parenting style, please see attached thesis

….and why the fuck did all the breakfast breads sound so awful…rye, sourdough???…um I’ll take mine not rancid please

I want them all smashed up in a puddle like every other 8 year old..stop looking at me!!!…yeah, sure, scrambled..whatever they’re called…

Fellow sees me playing said Seinfeld theme on my phone but doesn’t look into the camera because he is a professional

“Are you crazy?!” He says (always on script)

He sounds just like my parents.. and my therapist…but strangely nothing like my dog