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Arthouse Smut
@arthousesmut.bsky.social
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Absurd erotica. Surrealist pornography. Imaginary paraphilias.

Weird porn for weird times.

(18+, NSFW, no AI, no NFTs, etc)
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Challenge accepted!
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
arthousesmut.bsky.social
every cock is a work of art, worthy of being framed and hung
a de-armed mannequin contemplates the flaccid cock they have framed and hung upon the wall
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
arthousesmut.bsky.social
Spermatozoa [2025]
a makeshift spermatozoa assembled from detached head and dildo.
October 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
arthousesmut.bsky.social
Mannequins are Vampires [n.a.2025]
The vampire seductress, fresh from the grave. What's become of her right arm? She turns her head to look for it... There's this idea that the gothic aesthetic is fundamentally about ruined opulence. Victorian mansions and medieval castles were once places associated with wealth and status. Left to crumble into disrepair, these places become gothic. The dead mall trend is a kind of modern gothic aesthetic; it is fundamentally about finding beauty in the decay of what was once associated with commerce, wealth, and abundance. If we accept this, then we must accept that mannequins are modern vampires. Like vampires, mannequins are suspended between life and death. Life vampires, mannequins seduce their victims. Like vampires, mannequins want to drain your essence (although here "essence" means currency rather than blood). And, of course, just like vampires, all mannequins are bisexual.
October 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
arthousesmut.bsky.social
I like Richie Hofmann's poems in general, but I keep coming back to this final line about washing your cock in the sink. This image I've never seen in literature before, but feels so human. This thing we've all done, some time in the distant past, in a stranger's bathroom, dawn breaking outside.
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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nude reclining [n.a.2025]
The nude reclines, at ease. Their mind is elsewhere, eyes focused in the infinite blackness. One hand absently strokes the shaft.
October 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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all used up [n.a..2025]
Exhausted from the sexual act, the nude, in pieces, reclines upon a chest. Their cock is still erect. Body fluids stain the space. The condom dangles precariously.
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
arthousesmut.bsky.social
Not me full of whiskey and reading surrealist horror porn in the dumpster behind Denny's.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM