The Artful Todger
@artfulltodger.bsky.social
Nekkid people doing nekkid people stuff, the way the gods intended
🔞 ya dink
🔞 ya dink
Well, she knew which one was getting her ass
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Well, she knew which one was getting her ass
It’s okay. You can lick it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s okay. You can lick it.
She liked to bring her boyfriends down to the beach to fuck so the fishermen could get a show as well
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
She liked to bring her boyfriends down to the beach to fuck so the fishermen could get a show as well
She was ready. This year she was going to finally get her some of that Santa Claus cock.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
She was ready. This year she was going to finally get her some of that Santa Claus cock.
It’s time for your yearly performance review. Remember the rules, the boss has to come first or you’re fired.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s time for your yearly performance review. Remember the rules, the boss has to come first or you’re fired.
Once she learned it was only called a blowjob and her real job was to suck, not blow, she got on a lot better with the other camp counselors.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Once she learned it was only called a blowjob and her real job was to suck, not blow, she got on a lot better with the other camp counselors.
I’ve seen Species. I know how this ends.
Worth it, though.
Worth it, though.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ve seen Species. I know how this ends.
Worth it, though.
Worth it, though.
The legends lie. They weren't dwarves. There was nothing small about any of them
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The legends lie. They weren't dwarves. There was nothing small about any of them
The trick to not getting reported to HR for fucking around at work is you fuck the HR rep so good she takes your side in everything so she can get more
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The trick to not getting reported to HR for fucking around at work is you fuck the HR rep so good she takes your side in everything so she can get more
Her roommate found her after she had gooned for eight hours straight. He knew what he had to do.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Her roommate found her after she had gooned for eight hours straight. He knew what he had to do.
She was determined that the landlord would fix the dripping sink before he left this time, no matter what she had to do.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
She was determined that the landlord would fix the dripping sink before he left this time, no matter what she had to do.
Her father always warned her about picking up hitchhikers but she always found them to be very accommodating.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Her father always warned her about picking up hitchhikers but she always found them to be very accommodating.
Wanting the night to be perfect for her friends, Lisa asked the limo driver to help her test out the suspension in the back. He was more than happy to get her night started with a bang.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wanting the night to be perfect for her friends, Lisa asked the limo driver to help her test out the suspension in the back. He was more than happy to get her night started with a bang.
She spent most days totally cock drunk, which served her roommates well on lonely nights
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
She spent most days totally cock drunk, which served her roommates well on lonely nights
She wasn’t above causing a little distraction before she served to get the upper hand
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
She wasn’t above causing a little distraction before she served to get the upper hand
He considered his options and decided to go for broke. Who knows, maybe she loves it up the butt
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
He considered his options and decided to go for broke. Who knows, maybe she loves it up the butt
She didn’t care if the neighbors saw. It was her parents’ fault for not letting him in the house.
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
She didn’t care if the neighbors saw. It was her parents’ fault for not letting him in the house.
To fuck with him, she told him to send her a picture of his cock. She intended to mock it, but then she saw how long and thick it was and changed her mind on everything in an instant.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
To fuck with him, she told him to send her a picture of his cock. She intended to mock it, but then she saw how long and thick it was and changed her mind on everything in an instant.
“You’re putting this WHERE next?”
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“You’re putting this WHERE next?”
I don't know, it kinda feels like we've moved past that "innocent sleepover" phase of our friendship
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don't know, it kinda feels like we've moved past that "innocent sleepover" phase of our friendship
She won't tell anyone what you do to her, honest
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
She won't tell anyone what you do to her, honest
Sugar's getting fed up with boys thinking she wants to do cowgirl all the time when she really just wants to get railed from behind
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sugar's getting fed up with boys thinking she wants to do cowgirl all the time when she really just wants to get railed from behind
Judging the Taylor Swift Look-Alike Contest had its perks
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Judging the Taylor Swift Look-Alike Contest had its perks
Sure, she's high as a kite and so you should probably not hit it, but then again you are, too, so it's the perfect situation
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sure, she's high as a kite and so you should probably not hit it, but then again you are, too, so it's the perfect situation
She meant to send it to her ex to make him want her back but she accidentally sent it to her professor and now he's saying he wants to see her in his office first thing in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
She meant to send it to her ex to make him want her back but she accidentally sent it to her professor and now he's saying he wants to see her in his office first thing in the morning