The Artful Todger
@artfulltodger.bsky.social
Nekkid people doing nekkid people stuff, the way the gods intended
🔞 ya dink
🔞 ya dink
She got his order wrong every time but for some reason, he didn’t care
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
She got his order wrong every time but for some reason, he didn’t care
Reposted by The Artful Todger
Reposted by The Artful Todger
Reading is Sexy 📚
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reading is Sexy 📚
Wanting to make sure she got it right when the time came, Steffi practiced her slut faces in the mirror
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Wanting to make sure she got it right when the time came, Steffi practiced her slut faces in the mirror
He called her a dirty slut like it was a bad thing. Now she would have to show him she was that and so much more.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
He called her a dirty slut like it was a bad thing. Now she would have to show him she was that and so much more.
She knows what to do when she can’t pay the rent
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
She knows what to do when she can’t pay the rent
She sent me this picture with the message, “I’m timing you.” Her house is ten miles away. I made it there in three minutes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
She sent me this picture with the message, “I’m timing you.” Her house is ten miles away. I made it there in three minutes.
For some reason my best friend’s sister can only eat a banana if she’s topless and on her knees. I’d think it was weird, but then they were out of bananas one day so she sucked me off
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For some reason my best friend’s sister can only eat a banana if she’s topless and on her knees. I’d think it was weird, but then they were out of bananas one day so she sucked me off
I found her like this, waiting, when I got home. She has told me she had a surprise for me, but I had no idea it would be this good.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I found her like this, waiting, when I got home. She has told me she had a surprise for me, but I had no idea it would be this good.
The challenge, she said, was to keep hold of her braid while I was fucking her and not let her get away. I didn’t think it would be all that difficult until I put my cock in her ass and she went wild
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The challenge, she said, was to keep hold of her braid while I was fucking her and not let her get away. I didn’t think it would be all that difficult until I put my cock in her ass and she went wild
I thought about telling her she was sending her pictures to the wrong number but then I saw her pussy and decided to wait a while to see how much better it would get
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I thought about telling her she was sending her pictures to the wrong number but then I saw her pussy and decided to wait a while to see how much better it would get
He charmed her pants off by not commenting on her huge tits but instead showing her his huge cock
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
He charmed her pants off by not commenting on her huge tits but instead showing her his huge cock
Has the question of whether or not striped stockings are sexy been settled yet? Because yes it has.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Has the question of whether or not striped stockings are sexy been settled yet? Because yes it has.
He said when she wore a wig it was like fucking a whole new person. She decided to test this by having her girlfriend take her place to see if he noticed the difference.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
He said when she wore a wig it was like fucking a whole new person. She decided to test this by having her girlfriend take her place to see if he noticed the difference.
After seeing her in her new bikini top he decided maybe he should join her at the beach after all
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
After seeing her in her new bikini top he decided maybe he should join her at the beach after all
She was happy to review his nude photography portfolio and soon found she had to do it naked to fully appreciate the work
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
She was happy to review his nude photography portfolio and soon found she had to do it naked to fully appreciate the work
Men loved her for two reasons: her bubbly personality and her vice grip pussy
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Men loved her for two reasons: her bubbly personality and her vice grip pussy
Wow, her boyfriend’s best friend wasn’t lying when he said it’s been a while.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wow, her boyfriend’s best friend wasn’t lying when he said it’s been a while.
She didn’t need to wear glasses. She just loved sucking cock and was tired of getting cum in her eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
She didn’t need to wear glasses. She just loved sucking cock and was tired of getting cum in her eyes.
What I should have done to my roommate's girlfriend when she crawled into bed with me by mistake
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What I should have done to my roommate's girlfriend when she crawled into bed with me by mistake
Once again, I present to you possible footage of @goblingirlzoe.bsky.social and Nerd Boy during their afternoon break.
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Once again, I present to you possible footage of @goblingirlzoe.bsky.social and Nerd Boy during their afternoon break.
Happy Birthday! Now it's time for your birthday spanking!
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy Birthday! Now it's time for your birthday spanking!
I miss having a pair of tits to squeeze whenever the mood struck me
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I miss having a pair of tits to squeeze whenever the mood struck me
Been single for three months, and have put up with hearing my roommate fuck his girlfriend, with her drunkenly crawling into my bed and not even having the decency to mistakenly fuck me, and with very little action on the dating scene.
Kinda wish I knew who this girl was. I could go for another go.
Kinda wish I knew who this girl was. I could go for another go.
I just got my dick sucked in a stairwell
How was your Thursday?
How was your Thursday?
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Been single for three months, and have put up with hearing my roommate fuck his girlfriend, with her drunkenly crawling into my bed and not even having the decency to mistakenly fuck me, and with very little action on the dating scene.
Kinda wish I knew who this girl was. I could go for another go.
Kinda wish I knew who this girl was. I could go for another go.
Fucking hell this is amazing
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fucking hell this is amazing