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Good Wahala. Culturally inappropriate. These skeets do not constitute legal advice.

“The last time I couldn’t buy some shit, I can’t remember.” - Poet, Justin Scott
Pinned
You ain’t gotta use a lot of words.

You just gotta use the right ones.
White people out jogging this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Them folks start ripening in their 20s.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ain’t no fucking way he’s younger than me. Being a hateful racist piece of shit really ages you.
Wow. Bill Pulte, who is head of Federal housing financing administration and looking at all of trumps enemies mortgages like a huge dork douche, is ten years younger than me. He’s 37. He looks like he’s at least 55
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I don’t understand why people get worked up when people file appeals of their criminal convictions. It’s part of the legal process. They’re just exercising this rights.

Sure. They’re usually burning money but if you was looking at even a few years in prison wouldn’t you try to get out of it?
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The mortician gotta throw their glasses as they present you to the family.

Tendernism!
Not me falling off the bone !!
In fact, I was recently pondering this very question..

You can be cremated by water.

Add some seasoning to mine..
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This sounds like a horror story.
Since the lady that does my feet ghosted me, I guess I have to go to Walmart to get my feet done. Smh
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cider braised chicken me.
What y’all getting?
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Saturday morning hoops!
It's Saturday. What y'all have planned for today?
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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That fake jog where it looks like you’re putting in more effort but you’re really not moving faster than your walk stride >>>>
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Chicken and maple sausage.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You don’t own a bunch of Daytonas… So you do have at least one?
I don’t own a bunch of Daytonas or any Ferraris. But maybe that’s why I win diaper changing competitions at baby showers and am keen on handling respiratory discharge via tissue multi packs from Costco and a $19.99 mucus removal device.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This week, for the first time, I helped my daughter apply her nails. You can’t tell me SHIT.

(She’s only lost one so far.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Being a dad and pouring into my children is the dopest part of the experience. Having those moments.
Having gone through a journey with my wife to be blessed with our daughter, I really encourage men to allow themselves space to fully acknowledge their desires for a child, the pain of a loss, and the joy of experiencing the gift.

We don’t have to emotionally detach to provide emotional support.
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Logging on.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Someone start talking about titties or eating ass!!!

We need to recalibrate.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Facts
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Let me hide that post…

Might mute Pusha T as a keyword for the day also.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Folks knew what it was when they walked into my office. That JBL speaker was getting some work.
Good morning 🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If you’ve been up for an hour already, make sure y’all stretch and shit before you start your Saturday.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I guarantee there’s white matter changes and significant atrophy of that scan.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Some times using the right words means not using any words at all.
You ain’t gotta use a lot of words.

You just gotta use the right ones.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM