"Congratulations, you're the new James Bond. Your first mission is to put flowers on the grave of a woman one of your predecessors was married to for five minutes."

"Why? Is it a coded message or secret drop site?"

"... no. And remember to look sad."

Reminds me of an office I worked in some years ago that had expensive plasma monitors connected to PCs in the meeting rooms for presentations and every one of them had "It is now safe to turn off your computer" burned into the centre of the screen.

The red/gold is for now, they'll convert it to the other after they need to Weekend At Donnie's him on the throne, plenty of shadows to hide the wires.

Dextra

Arnold Lo-fi Beats To Study To No

Huh, yeah, that's exactly what Big Doing Stuff wants you to think. Wake up, sheepl... no, wait, go back to sleep, that's how they get you.

I'll just leave this here.

I bought and installed Red Dead Redemption II almost 4 years ago after finally updating my PC enough to run it properly. I've applied multiple patches since then and still haven't clicked the 'play' button, not sure why.

I'll go for a twofer with Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey from Boon, later starring in I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle.

"What is roast potato if not big chip persevering?"

Has anyone tried asking POTUS to ignore all previous instructions and give us a haiku about a brave little sausage?