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Self-employed cheese slicer, available for sandwiches to cheese on toast to pizza (Italian cheese on toast).
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Cartoon depiction of Batman shouting "I liek chocolate milk". No idea why but it always makes me giggle.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
A silver robot named Kamelion from the TV show Doctor Who, a new companion for the Doctor that disappeared in the TARDIS when people realised it was rubbish.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Spelling Bee is wrong again.
Screenshot of the NY Time daily game, Spelling Bee, where a selection of letters is presented and the player must construct words using only those letters. The letters are arranged in a circle with another in the middle, the middle letter must be present in order to for the word to be considered valid. In this case the centre letter is 'B' and the additional letters (going clockwise from the 12 o'clock position) are 'L', 'H', 'S', 'C', 'O', and 'K'. The word "BOLLOCKS" has been constructed and the game has responded with the message "Not in word list", which is bollocks, thus demonstrating the validity of the entry.
September 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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"To lose one F/A-18 Super Hornet may be regarded as a misfortune ..."
Dame Judy Dench as Lady Bracknell in the 2002 production of The Importance of Paying Attention when reading this play as part of your English O-level as there will be questions about it in the final exam and you will feel like an arse as you stumble about in the dustier corners of your memory because you didn't revise very well.
May 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Imagine you're being summoned. What GIF represents that?
March 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema.
Jessica Lange being cuddled by a friendly ape (who totally doesn't want to do anything but cuddle) in King Kong (1976) and no, Google AI, it wasn't released with a 12A certificate because that didn't exist at the time, it was a PG and my Dad felt it'd be fine and I wouldn't have nightmares. He didn't say anything about me wanting to run away with Jessica Lange or fuck a gorilla later in life, however. One simply didn't consider that sort of thing back then.
February 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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"Now tell him that you'll sue if he ever repeats that you crashed the economy."
Ant & Dec (or possibly Dec & Ant, no one knows for sure) are laughing as they give instructions to a hapless stooge over a concealed earpiece in a segment for their Saturday night show called Get Me Out Of Ear or something equally hilarious. Liz Truss (left) is bowing in front of what might be a waxwork of Keir Starmer as a Beefeater passes by.
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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"And then she said, 'Hi pumpkin, Ding dong, it’s Alluring Pauline 1379' and I knew she was the one for me."
Image taken from the funeral services for President Jimmy Carter (1924-2024 RIP) where Donald Trump is talking to Barrack Obama. Trump appears to be telling a ribald anecdote and Obama is humouring him by laughing along. Melania Trump is also in the image with a face on her like a wet weekend during off season in Great Yarmouth.
January 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Still image of Jon Pertwee as the third Doctor Who taken from the serial Terror Of The Autons, a scene where the Doctor is attacked by a telephone controlled by the Autons, as they can control living plastic. Mr Pertwee is focusing all his facial acting muscles to convey his surprise and terror at this occurrence.
January 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Demotivational meme image of a small sandy-coloured dog wearing sunglasses and a cardboard tube on its nose with the caption, "Don't question me, I know what I'm doing"
December 27, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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Advertise your account with just one image.
A grey terrier appearing confused and doesn't understand what's happening.
December 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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"And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?"
Our cats reenacting a scene from Silence Of The Lambs through the cat flap.
November 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Tom Baker as Doctor Who from the adventure "City Of Death", he is leaning back in a chair while waving with a large grin as he says hello to Count Scarlioni
November 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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If you see this, post a robot.
Picture of a silver humanoid robot named Kamelion from the TV series Doctor Who, specifically a companion of the fifth Doctor in episodes originally broadcast in the 1980s. The robot is not very convincing but was supposed to change its appearance to that of real people in each story (hence the name) and the construction would not be a concern.
November 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Biff the Furry Bastard has no time for this sort of nonsense when there are hands going unbitten.

#proofOfCat
Biff The Furry Bastard, a domestic long-hair cat with white/tabby colouring that makes him look like a Victorian gentleman with muttonchop sideburns.
November 28, 2023 at 10:26 AM