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arp1033.bsky.social
Still bad at witty names
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I should prolly put something here. I stream and have a podcast that will one day get updated! She/They, neither man nor woman, I Just Have A Deep Voice(tm)
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What if you drew a mouse from a weird angle?
A sorta under-the-chin drawing of a mouse. The mouse is brown and lighter brown.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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How to Draw a Mouse
A four panel comic. First panel read "Step 1" at the top and "Make two dots, once for the eye and one for the nose" at the bottom. There are two dots in the middle of the panel. Second panel reads "Step 2" at the top and "Draw a little ear, how cute!" at the bottom. There are two half circles, one within the other, alongside the two dots from before. Third panel reads "Step 3" at the top and "Connect the lower dot with the ear and make the upper body. Don't forget the whiskers!!" at the bottom. The two dots and two half-circles are now connected and the shape of a head of a mouse in the artist's style has formed. Panel 4 reads "Step 4" at the top and "Draw the rest of the fucking mouse" at the bottom. There is now a fully drawn mouse in the artist's style, colored brown with pink arms, legs, tail and inner ear. There is also a sword in the panel.
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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What if a mouse was the origin point of a waterfall?
A brown mouse head is at the top of a mountainous background with a light blue sky above. On the side of the mountain are other mountains because the artist couldn't find a better brush for this and has to get ready to leave for something soon so needed to do *something*. The mouse head is crying water which is collecting at the bottom in a pool. In the sky is a yellow sun directly above. To the left are three birds. On the right are several clouds, including 7 in the formation of the meme Loss.jpeg .
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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After a long adventure, MM likes to take a nap against her SnoozeRat brand cushion. Rest well, hero!
A tan mouse rests with ther back against a large cushion. The large cushion looks like a very simple sketch of a rat, made up of a half circle with a tail and a nose. All of the cushion is is the same grey color. It has a closed eye and three "z"s on it. There is a sword next to the mouse with a brown sheathe and three green gems on it's hilt and pommel.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Aww, the hawk was just trying to help the mouse get a closer look!
A tand mouse rides ont he back of a brown hawk. In the background is a smiling sun. To the right of the art are three ducks all coloured white. There are two clouds, one is a star giving a thumbs up, the other is just a sword.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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What if a mouse went bird watching?
A grey mouse is standing on green ground and looking at distant birds through binoculars. The sky is blue and clear except two small clouds, once of which looks like a sword and the other looks like a star giving a thumbs up, artist did not mean to do that but its pretty cute actually. The mouse is about to be snatched up by a hawk coming in from behind them.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Tiny mouse in a tiny rocketship
A small mouse is sitting in a small rocketship. They are surrounded my stars and a crescent moon. The entire thing has a purple tint because it was drawn on a purple post-it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Did you know that MM was a giant nerd in High School?
A tan mouse looks at the viewer. They are wearing a black hat that says "#1 Math Fan". They are wearing a blue shirt with a front pocket which has three small pens/swords in it. They have two sticking out teeth with braces on them. They have slight traces of acne on their face. There is a caption under them that says "Least Likely To Become A Mercenary:. The art is supposed to look like a high school yearbook photo.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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What if a mouse was a droid?
A weird droid thing with dark tan on top and dark blue on bottom. There is a nose sticking out the front, with ears on the top and a mouse tail in the back. The drone is supposed to look like a mouse droid from Star wars because it is a giant pun.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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When I graduated college back in June 2011, I was suffering what had been up to that point both the greatest existential questioning of where I was going to go I had in my life, and also the biggest dissociative episode I had ever had. As I sat there, alone surrounded by strangers...
In a field of green two mice sit looking away from the viewer. They are sitting in brown chairs with their tails sticking out the side. Each has a small college graduation cap on their heads. They are passing a flask between them. The mouse on the left is drawn in watercolors (digital brush) while the mouse on the right is drawn in pencil (digital brush).
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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>Gattai...

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID (which is a HS reference and not a judgement on the prompt)
A tan mouse sits on the shoulders of a red fox. The mouse has pink arms and legs. The fox has white tufts on thier hands, tail, ears, face and chest. There are action lines and daggers shooting out from the two of them.
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
arp1033.bsky.social
>Compliment MM on their cool novelty knife-shaped pen.

MM thanks you for the compliment and... wait is she blushing?? Awww!

Anyways, negotiations have completed with the spiders! No longer serving as arms but instead as minions you re-equip the dresser and get ready to do mischief once more!
A red fox with white tufts on their paws, chest snout and tail stands with a brown dresser on their back. On top of the dresser are 6 black spiders. There is also a tan mouse holding a silver knife-pen and has a brown seath holding a silver sword with green pommels. The mouse is blushing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Randomly remembered the time I encountered a seal on a dock who made "doge face" at me and I have been haunted ever since
5 seals are lounging on a metal mesh dock. Two seals have their race visible to the camera with the closer seal looking for their... Shoulder? Flipper? At the camera. The colouration of the seal makes it look like it is the famous Doge meme.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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>Invite newcomer to squaretable discussion. All voices shall be heard!

Oh hey, it's your friend MM! She was sneaking up on you to bring you a pen to sign the documents as she didn't want to interrupt the proceedings. You invite her to act as witness, andlooks like you reached an agreement!
The sneaking mouse from before is now standing at the table with their pen-sword in hand. They have a brown sword sheath on their back, with a sword with a green pommel pushing out. The spiders are now smiling.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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>Join spiders in round-table discussion

Well, the table is more square but you are open to negotiations! The spiders don't seem too sure of their chances but really, these demands are pretty reasonable!
A red fox is standing near a small table. The fox has white tufts on thier snout and chest area, and also in their ear. On the other side of the table are very rough characters of black spiders with neutral expressions. On the table is a small documents that reads "Demands" and then a bunch of scribbles. Behind the fox is a tan rat holding a dagger and the words "*sneak sneak*" above their head, implying they are sneaking up on the fox.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
arp1033.bsky.social
>EQUIP the DOOR SPIDERS as EYEBROWS
>Take down poster to reveal Shawshank-ass escape tunnel. We will not be homestuck for long.

Both great ideas! Sadly the spiders have UNIONIZED and are ON STRIKE.
Same fox from before but they only have the fox arms. Marching around them are the spiders that were formally part of thier arms, soe of whom are holding signs. The signs are supposed to read "Fair Wages", "No Overtime" and "More Flies" but the signs were too small to really write those out. Also the poster that used to be on the door has moved behind the fox and is starting to get some color into it
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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>EQUIP OTHER ARMS
BECOME FOX SHIVA

You do not have enough BLUE FUR DYE to become SHIVA but you can sure equip those new arms! You take off the DRESSER to put them on and yup. Completely mad with power! Who knows what havoc you can do with 4 arms!

Wait what the fuck is happening on that poster?
The fox has moved to the right of the panel and has put on two more arms, meaning they now have 4 arms total (two fox arms, and two arms made out of spiders.) The fox has even more pronounced angry eyebrows. On the poster in the back of the room there are two spiders talking to either each other or to the poster, it is not clear.
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
arp1033.bsky.social
>Equip Arms from DRESSER

>Equip Spiders

...Never let it be said that you are not EFFICIENT (and also going MAD WITH POWER a little bit?)

(Side note: I am getting these commands from people in my Discord server, hit me up if you want to join a real chill community and also tell me what to draw!)
Same scene, but now the fox has arms made out of spiders. The fox has angry eyebrows. The poster of a mouse behind the fox is getting angrier. There are two strange orange things on the bed now visible that resemble the legs of the fox a bit.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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You heard a MYSTERIOUS VOICE telling you to equip the SHITTY DRESSER and always one to listen to mysterious disembodied voices you complied. Your carrying capacity would be ASTRONOMICAL, except you equipped it backwards and your body is in the way of the DRAWERS. Fuck.
Same fox and room from before, but now the fox has the shitty dresser on their back. Where the dresser was are four smiling spiders.
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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You are a FOX. You stand alone in a room with a SHITTY DRESSER that appears to have FALLEN OVER. Behind you is a DOOR with a sketch of a MOUSE on it. There is an unfinished BED in the corner. This is because the ARTIST accidentally made a Homestuck yesterday and wants to make it everyone's PROBLEM.
An orange-red fox without arms stands in the middle of a room. To the left is a brown dresser that is slumped against the wall and doesnt actually have a bottom whoops. Behind the fox is a door with a poster labelled MM that has a mouse on it. On the right side is the half finished drawing of a bed that wasn't coloured in. The drawing is a reference to Homestuck, specifically Eggbert's room and also Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Bonus: just the fox because it might the the cutest thing i have ever drawn.
a close up of the fox from the previous picture. It is light red with white tufts on the chest, snout, ears and tail. Unfortunately i have been informed this also looks like a drawing of a fan-Homestuck Denizen which makes me sad, apparently I can never escape.
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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What if a mouse drew a fox?
A cream-orange coloured mouse is drawing a fox on a tablet. The fox is red with white tuffs on their ears and chest and tail, and their legs have black "booties". The tablet is based off of the artist's own tablet. They tablet stylus looks like a sword.
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
arp1033.bsky.social
What if a mouse was drawn on one contiguous line?
A sketch of a mouse on a blue post-it note. The mouse is holding a sword. It all looks wierd because it was done in one stroke without lifting the pen and the artist only gave themself one do-over.
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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What if mouse had headache
A sketch of a mouse that is brown. Their right eye is bloodshot and they are holding a "Sword brand Icepack" to their head which is radiating coldness
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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What if MM met a deity?
A tan mouse is reaching out with their finger to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM is various levels of tan noodles mixed together with two eyes talks and meatballs. The FSM is reaching back with their noodly appendage. The mouse has a silver pasta strainer on their head and a sword in a brown sheath.
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM