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AmI baking or cooking?
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
AmI baking or cooking?
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Wearing comtacs to the metal show
August 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Wearing comtacs to the metal show
imagine being the guy who's job it is to clean the gallons and gallons of cum off the floor and walls of the holodeck
August 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
imagine being the guy who's job it is to clean the gallons and gallons of cum off the floor and walls of the holodeck
call me vulcan bcuz im so horny i could die
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
call me vulcan bcuz im so horny i could die
My favorite part of being a musician is saying "this is the best thing I've ever done" every single time I finish a song.
May 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
My favorite part of being a musician is saying "this is the best thing I've ever done" every single time I finish a song.
Sometimes I think about changing my name again. It's embarrassing to introduce myself as Armus and embarrassing to have to immediately explain the name every time, but weirdly I kind of like that about it.
But what if my name was just...Barf.
But what if my name was just...Barf.
May 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sometimes I think about changing my name again. It's embarrassing to introduce myself as Armus and embarrassing to have to immediately explain the name every time, but weirdly I kind of like that about it.
But what if my name was just...Barf.
But what if my name was just...Barf.
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president xi my people yearn for freedom
April 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
president xi my people yearn for freedom
i was making an EP but the files broke, so it turned into a demo of 3 unfinished tracks armusss.bandcamp.com/album/demo-25
Demo '25, by Armus
3 track album
armusss.bandcamp.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i was making an EP but the files broke, so it turned into a demo of 3 unfinished tracks armusss.bandcamp.com/album/demo-25
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I think my life would peak if I got to show a politician the image of a pig that shits on its own balls.
February 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I think my life would peak if I got to show a politician the image of a pig that shits on its own balls.
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I wake up every morning do a sun salutation and fart big as hell
February 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I wake up every morning do a sun salutation and fart big as hell
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I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to
February 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to
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Fucked up that when I was ten my orthodontist circumcised my teeth and now I don’t have fangs to bite women with.
February 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fucked up that when I was ten my orthodontist circumcised my teeth and now I don’t have fangs to bite women with.
i had to finally say a permanent farewell to my hair.
now i look like a fuckin bonehead. what kind of scalp tattoo situation can i get that says to the world "i swear i'm not a neo-nazi, i'm just balding"?
now i look like a fuckin bonehead. what kind of scalp tattoo situation can i get that says to the world "i swear i'm not a neo-nazi, i'm just balding"?
February 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i had to finally say a permanent farewell to my hair.
now i look like a fuckin bonehead. what kind of scalp tattoo situation can i get that says to the world "i swear i'm not a neo-nazi, i'm just balding"?
now i look like a fuckin bonehead. what kind of scalp tattoo situation can i get that says to the world "i swear i'm not a neo-nazi, i'm just balding"?
it's time for my yearly birthday digital panhandling post, y'all. i really need to buy a new graphics card this year and i'm hoping my birthday money will get me half of the way to buying a new one. any little bit you can spare helps. love you 🙏
cash app: $thebreadpill
cash app: $thebreadpill
January 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it's time for my yearly birthday digital panhandling post, y'all. i really need to buy a new graphics card this year and i'm hoping my birthday money will get me half of the way to buying a new one. any little bit you can spare helps. love you 🙏
cash app: $thebreadpill
cash app: $thebreadpill
real patriots bust fat loads every time an american president dies god bless america 🙏🙏🙏
December 30, 2024 at 11:52 PM
real patriots bust fat loads every time an american president dies god bless america 🙏🙏🙏
something doesn't seem right here...
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
something doesn't seem right here...
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ariana grindset
December 5, 2024 at 10:53 AM
ariana grindset
brits: silly americans using imperial, metric is superior
also brits: loch ness is 126 fathoms deep and i weigh 13 stone
also brits: loch ness is 126 fathoms deep and i weigh 13 stone
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
brits: silly americans using imperial, metric is superior
also brits: loch ness is 126 fathoms deep and i weigh 13 stone
also brits: loch ness is 126 fathoms deep and i weigh 13 stone
Idk what the fuck I did for tiktok to randomly start giving me ads for bras marketed towards women with insanely massive honkers, but I ain't mad at it. Xi you can have all of my data dude just take it
December 3, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Idk what the fuck I did for tiktok to randomly start giving me ads for bras marketed towards women with insanely massive honkers, but I ain't mad at it. Xi you can have all of my data dude just take it
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steampunk is just anarcho-capitalism for the renaissance fair
December 3, 2024 at 10:39 AM
steampunk is just anarcho-capitalism for the renaissance fair
Becoming an anarchist just to smoke crack in the basement at the house show
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Becoming an anarchist just to smoke crack in the basement at the house show
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how can they still be called pod save america when they’ve done the opposite of that
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
how can they still be called pod save america when they’ve done the opposite of that
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Real history:
November 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Real history: