Steve hammer
armondhammer.bsky.social
Steve hammer
@armondhammer.bsky.social
PPC SEO and digital marketing pro. Chef. Foodie. Wine and whiskey. Owner rankhammer and Mauka poke bar.
As long as you don’t end up on linkedinlunatics.
May 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Exact ish.

Don’t worry. The reps push broad so that no query goes unmatched.
May 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The challenge of hardcore seo is that it’s a truly zero sum game. If I gain, it’s because others have lost. It makes for a real us vs them mentally and a willingness to take a lot of shortcuts regardless of collateral damage.

Which is just pure unbridled selfishness turned into a career
May 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Perfectly stated. It feeds right into the misconception that other countries pay. Which is totally wrong.
April 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
See also: that’s Kona mostly (for coffee at least). Which is a very premium product which is already 3x the price of most other coffee not processed by a civet.

Foreign competitors aren’t keeping Kona down any more that wagyu beef being hurt by horse meat imports.
April 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
She said they’d have to escalate further. Get out tire popping sticks, break in the house and take the car.

She could see what I was saying.

When someone doesn’t respect the law it’s going to escalate

Law without consequences is just words. And that’s were we are right now (3/3)
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You have no intention of paying it an tell the officer as much.

So he gets a judge involved and says the car will be impounded.

But you have no intention of obeying this either. Your car is fast and in a garage.

So I asked my wife what happens next. (2/3)
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It feels like that. Needs acid. But i keep leading into the honey which in the non drink world is so classic. My culinary mind has been spinning since I saw this.
March 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You know this is going to cost me hundreds in just trying to make this work. See also cynar.
March 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s a mind bender. I keep coming back to gin and can’t make it work (mentally). Vodka is dilution and a Caesar is just Russian front bombing (throw flavors until it works). I keep
Thinking honey (which is killer with blue cheese) but can’t do it in a drink that makes sense.
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
That was clearly the inspiration. So go all in on olive. But so niche.

I’ve literally thought about this for an inordinate amount of time to think of how I could make a non martini from this.
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’ve seen what some do with Bloody Marys.

But peanut butter. Yech.
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March 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Yeah but martini with blue cheese stuffed olive is a thing. Even so my feeling:
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March 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This woman loves attention more than Kanye
March 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Counterpoint: the system and algos push the assholes for their own engagement and revenue.

(I do agree, I just think we’re fed the worst)
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM