Steve hammer
armondhammer.bsky.social
Steve hammer
@armondhammer.bsky.social
PPC SEO and digital marketing pro. Chef. Foodie. Wine and whiskey. Owner rankhammer and Mauka poke bar.
I’ve often said if you try and make something idiot proof you will find a more perfect idiot.
This is analogous to so many things in our world.
April 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Have to admit, walking up to this and not going to pubcon feels a bit odd.
March 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I mean half the lawyers on his first term team ended up disbarred. Which shows there’s already a system to get bad actors out of the system.
March 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Had a conversation with my wife last night about why I’m routinely upset about a certain presidential scofflaw.

Here the analogy:

Imaging being in a one light town. You hate waiting so you go straight through the light all the time. One day you get a ticket. (1/3)
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me every morning.
a man with a beard is saying he can 't keep getting away with it !
ALT: a man with a beard is saying he can 't keep getting away with it !
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March 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Today at the White House.
March 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It is suddenly painfully obvious that people have figured out that the Bluesky algo involves having a picture in your post.
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I really don’t have ideas how I would use this but I’m pretty tempted to try and find out.
March 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just found a box of resume paper in case you’re wondering if I hold on to things too long.
March 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We had a Ukrainian refugee join our hockey team last year. Delightful girl - had never played and really took to it. I can’t imagine the justification for sending this persons family back into danger. Other than a moral compass that only points to Moscow.

www.forbes.com/sites/tylerr...
Trump Planning On Canceling Legal Status For 240,000 Ukrainians Who Fled War With Russia, Report Says
The move follows weeks of an escalating feud between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
www.forbes.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s sad that he had to photoshop the title. It’s clearly from punchable face monthly.
The White House posted their Trump “King” image to Instagram as well.
February 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Am I right that the additional tariff on China didn’t go away or get paused for a month ? Was all of the bluster so he could raise the tariff on China without us noticing?
February 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The son found an uber boss of a knife store.
February 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know with the modern way of sharing pronouns one of the most annoying snl skits would have never existed.
a man in a blue shirt and khaki pants is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and khaki pants is standing in a living room .
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February 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Yes I stocked up on tequila and avocado today. Thanks for asking.
February 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Got to admit that I understand the maga resistance to the medical establishment when their examples are dr Phil, dr drew and dr oz.
January 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It’s still the sears tower, no matter what the map says. This is no different.

Also seriously google?
January 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Listen - I know hegseths relationship with alcohol is problematic. However, the real issue is his abusive nature and complete lack of understanding of international relations. And his misogynistic nature. Booze is the least of his unredemable issues. He’s way worse than that.
January 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’ve been fighting a kludgy website builder for a month now. Nearly every feature beyond layout has taken some form of custom js. Finally gave up on all of the hacks and found two potential pre packaged solutions in an afternoon. Just because you can build something doesn’t mean you should.
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Having xrumer flash backs to this dm.
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Really struggling today. Tried not to be on social much yesterday and then saw the Elon salute. Tried to watch the cf championship and then had to hear his voice. It made me unreasonably angry. I mean full of rage angry. This is going to be a long 4 years.
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’ve done my best to avoid much of the reality of today. But the trump address in the game tonight sent me over the edge.
January 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
ChatGPT might not always write perfect code, but at least it doesn’t pout and say “it’s working on my machine” when you present it with an error.
January 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Daughter and the fam had this conversation starter tonight:

What’s your walk up song?
January 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just a visitor having a chill moment in the backyard snow. Moose rule.
December 13, 2024 at 3:06 AM