Armageddonald Trump
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Time to fuck shit up
Breaking character: Has anyone stopped to think that perhaps the end goal of these pricks is to bring biblical armageddon into reality, with the goal of ushering Jesus F. Christ's second coming? Doomsday cult is doomsday.
April 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Breaking character: Has anyone stopped to think that perhaps the end goal of these pricks is to bring biblical armageddon into reality, with the goal of ushering Jesus F. Christ's second coming? Doomsday cult is doomsday.
Think of the most decent, logical, aesthetically pleasing things you can...I want the opposite of that. Burn the whole world.
April 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Think of the most decent, logical, aesthetically pleasing things you can...I want the opposite of that. Burn the whole world.
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April 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I want all US forests as dead as my bedroom.
April 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I want all US forests as dead as my bedroom.
Happy Liberation Day!
April 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Liberation Day!
To all those protestors: what about Hillary Clinton's emails, huh? Ever thought about that?
April 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
To all those protestors: what about Hillary Clinton's emails, huh? Ever thought about that?
What y'all don't know is that I'm doing this because I am looking forward to the second coming of jesus. Gotta wreck the world to achieve it.
April 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What y'all don't know is that I'm doing this because I am looking forward to the second coming of jesus. Gotta wreck the world to achieve it.
Maybe I could have Coca-Cola bring New Coke back
April 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Maybe I could have Coca-Cola bring New Coke back
I'm so happy that neither @cnn.com nor @msnbc.com have the protests front and center. My kind of cowardly outlets!
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April 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm so happy that neither @cnn.com nor @msnbc.com have the protests front and center. My kind of cowardly outlets!
To all those saying I just used the reciprocals of the trade ratios. You're wrong: I used Taylor expansions help linearize dynamic models near steady states for easier computation and policy analysis.
If you would like me to elaborate just let me know!
If you would like me to elaborate just let me know!
April 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
To all those saying I just used the reciprocals of the trade ratios. You're wrong: I used Taylor expansions help linearize dynamic models near steady states for easier computation and policy analysis.
If you would like me to elaborate just let me know!
If you would like me to elaborate just let me know!
I am issuing an EO: New England shall now be renamed to England.
April 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am issuing an EO: New England shall now be renamed to England.
I heard Marie LePen was unfairly convicted. Terrible, just terrible. All she did is to tell it like it is. Her opponents lie and lie. They call her a racist just because she doesn't like brown or black people.
April 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I heard Marie LePen was unfairly convicted. Terrible, just terrible. All she did is to tell it like it is. Her opponents lie and lie. They call her a racist just because she doesn't like brown or black people.
It's a beautiful Saturday. Perfect for golfing while I figure out what else needs to be doused with kerosene and set alight.
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's a beautiful Saturday. Perfect for golfing while I figure out what else needs to be doused with kerosene and set alight.
I would like my subjects to know I am issuing an EO ordering that the phrase "Cup of Joe" be renamed to "Cup of Donald."
April 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I would like my subjects to know I am issuing an EO ordering that the phrase "Cup of Joe" be renamed to "Cup of Donald."
I knew there was something I liked about Russell Brand
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I knew there was something I liked about Russell Brand
Nobody fucks up the economy like I do
April 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nobody fucks up the economy like I do
Nothing beats the feeling of playing golf while the nation burns. I love the smell of burning cash in the morning.
April 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Nothing beats the feeling of playing golf while the nation burns. I love the smell of burning cash in the morning.
I am happy to announce the formation a new economic block, with the nations of Russia, North Korea, and North Sentinel Island.
Charts incoming.
Charts incoming.
April 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am happy to announce the formation a new economic block, with the nations of Russia, North Korea, and North Sentinel Island.
Charts incoming.
Charts incoming.
There's only one and one person responsible for the current state of the US economy: Obama, Biden, and Kamala.
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There's only one and one person responsible for the current state of the US economy: Obama, Biden, and Kamala.
Wall Street being this red reminds me of that time I gave Jeffrey Epstein pinkeye.
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wall Street being this red reminds me of that time I gave Jeffrey Epstein pinkeye.
Someone told me about a book by Stephen King called The Stand. So I watched the movie.
Loved Randall Flagg. Stephen King truly knows how to come up with heroes.
Loved Randall Flagg. Stephen King truly knows how to come up with heroes.
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Someone told me about a book by Stephen King called The Stand. So I watched the movie.
Loved Randall Flagg. Stephen King truly knows how to come up with heroes.
Loved Randall Flagg. Stephen King truly knows how to come up with heroes.