I often feel like I'm wasting my life, but then a night comes along where I get to watch old TV blocks and play an ARPG and while I've done this dozens of times, and I'll likely make no real progress doing it dozens of times more, I am truly happy and I think it's important to highlight that.

Is it ok to tell bamboclat on space mountain?

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

The best thing to come from this UHC situation is all the folk music people are writing about it. Bangers all around

Sending a sex tape to America's funniest home videos

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

Does the Polar Express ever explain why Santa doesn't go to the poor girls house or was he just an asshole?

Does anyone else use the wet hand, dry hand, method for sex as well?

The best part about this place is I can post all my failed tweets over here to convince myself that they're actually funny and it's twitter's fault they didn't do well.