Because he insists on the whitest color for, you know, racism.

The cold in Fairbanks never really affected my mental health but two to three times a year the wind in Palmer makes me kinda sorta understand The Shining.

Yup, two of three of my neighbors fences are down. No more letting the dogs out.

I think you are wonderful. Particular, not pompous. Discerning, not smug.

In Palmer it's Jr. Middle.

I mean, this could apply to almost anything these days but I’m assuming it’s about hiring a coach who flamed out at Memphis. (I’m convinced that coaching tree is cursed)

This is silly. You’re normally not.

Shook the house hard here in Palmer.

Yeah, I'd take this guy all day long over those two. But I gotta ask why should we feel better about this guy than the guy OK State hired yesterday?

Don't you want to know how much piss Elon can drink?