Aris Ohanessian
@arisohanessian.bsky.social
Greenway is just a waste of a spot right now.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Greenway is just a waste of a spot right now.
Not a fan of Buccigross pbp. Fun times.
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not a fan of Buccigross pbp. Fun times.
Called this. Kraken's Revenge, as it were, for winning Sunday night.
Guessing since he isn't there on the bench, he got the ick from the Kraken multitude of sickies. Might be more on the way.
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Called this. Kraken's Revenge, as it were, for winning Sunday night.
Rivers as instant starter this weekend. Daaaaaamn.
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rivers as instant starter this weekend. Daaaaaamn.
Huh. They bid that high?
Sources: Orioles matched Phillies’ offer to Kyle Schwarber; Reds also were at five years. Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Orioles matched Phillies’ contract offer to Kyle Schwarber: Sources
The Orioles offered a five-year, $150 million deal, the same terms Schwarber agreed upon to return to Philadelphia.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Huh. They bid that high?
Schwarber staying in Philly is what was probably expected. Got paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Schwarber staying in Philly is what was probably expected. Got paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid.
Wooooof.
Just in: Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent Alex Saratsis have started conversations with the Milwaukee Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future – and discussing whether his best fit is staying or elsewhere, sources tell ESPN. A resolution is expected in the coming weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wooooof.
Man, Jameis. One hell of a roller coaster.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Man, Jameis. One hell of a roller coaster.
Ah. It's a day that a game is on NHL Network, I can't watch it in my cable app and I refuse to do the Fubo/Sling sign up and cancel dance.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ah. It's a day that a game is on NHL Network, I can't watch it in my cable app and I refuse to do the Fubo/Sling sign up and cancel dance.
Man, they're trying to give UPL every chance to up his trade value, aren't they?
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Man, they're trying to give UPL every chance to up his trade value, aren't they?
Can't agree with Rosen being sent down, but makes sense since waivers aren't an issue. Was him or Ostlund.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can't agree with Rosen being sent down, but makes sense since waivers aren't an issue. Was him or Ostlund.
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One injury to 26/25/4/21/23 (IMAGINE THAT PRESEASON) and it's gets pretty untenable. Means you'll have Bryson and either Metsa/Johnson/Jones playing.
Per coach Lindy Ruff, Michael Kesselring will miss “an extended period of time”.
Details → bufsabres.co/3X3MqyK
Details → bufsabres.co/3X3MqyK
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One injury to 26/25/4/21/23 (IMAGINE THAT PRESEASON) and it's gets pretty untenable. Means you'll have Bryson and either Metsa/Johnson/Jones playing.
A turnover or a three and out would be nice rn.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A turnover or a three and out would be nice rn.
Don't get any ideas, Tarantino.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Don't get any ideas, Tarantino.
Watch Tuch sign for less than 10m AAV with a new team post trade or in the summer, like Ehlers.
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Watch Tuch sign for less than 10m AAV with a new team post trade or in the summer, like Ehlers.
From Lebrun:
Meaning every day that goes by, his trade value is lessened. But trading him tells your fanbase you're willing to miss the playoffs again.
Meaning every day that goes by, his trade value is lessened. But trading him tells your fanbase you're willing to miss the playoffs again.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
From Lebrun:
Meaning every day that goes by, his trade value is lessened. But trading him tells your fanbase you're willing to miss the playoffs again.
Meaning every day that goes by, his trade value is lessened. But trading him tells your fanbase you're willing to miss the playoffs again.
One injury to 26/25/4/21/23 (IMAGINE THAT PRESEASON) and it's gets pretty untenable. Means you'll have Bryson and either Metsa/Johnson/Jones playing.
Per coach Lindy Ruff, Michael Kesselring will miss “an extended period of time”.
Details → bufsabres.co/3X3MqyK
Details → bufsabres.co/3X3MqyK
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One injury to 26/25/4/21/23 (IMAGINE THAT PRESEASON) and it's gets pretty untenable. Means you'll have Bryson and either Metsa/Johnson/Jones playing.
But 1991 goes 20 deep pretty much.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Most likely answer ever, friends.
Most likely answer ever, friends.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
But 1991 goes 20 deep pretty much.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Most likely answer ever, friends.
Most likely answer ever, friends.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Most likely answer ever, friends.
Most likely answer ever, friends.
Time to sweep the room clean, @sabres.com.
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Time to sweep the room clean, @sabres.com.
Noah, Isak—stick around gents!
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Noah, Isak—stick around gents!
If Harris gives in to Trump on the stadium naming, that’s ridiculous.
Dawn says she’ll boycott the team if this happens. I believe her.
Dawn says she’ll boycott the team if this happens. I believe her.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If Harris gives in to Trump on the stadium naming, that’s ridiculous.
Dawn says she’ll boycott the team if this happens. I believe her.
Dawn says she’ll boycott the team if this happens. I believe her.
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When we said democracy was on the ballot we weren't lying.
Trump on ending the filibuster: "If we do it, we will never lose the midterms and we will never lose a general election ... it would be impossible to lose an election."
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When we said democracy was on the ballot we weren't lying.
I understand Dahlin leaving the team.
But oooooooooooooooooooooof.
But oooooooooooooooooooooof.
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I understand Dahlin leaving the team.
But oooooooooooooooooooooof.
But oooooooooooooooooooooof.
Deebo and/or Von to the Bills?
Nooooooooooo thank you.
Nooooooooooo thank you.
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Deebo and/or Von to the Bills?
Nooooooooooo thank you.
Nooooooooooo thank you.